Quick Summary of the Theatrically Released Muppet Movies
The Muppet Movie: Kermit goes on a cross-country trip to gather a ragtag team of theater students
The Great Muppet Caper: we made 50 waterproof puppets of Miss Piggy and by god you are going to appreciate them
The Muppets Take Manhattan: literally almost every Muppet movie is a musical but somehow this is More of a Musical
The Muppet Christmas Carol: Scrooge finds out the true meaning of Christmas by Getting Silly
Muppet Treasure Island: A human character dies on-screen and Tim Curry damns a bunch of Muppets to hell
Muppets From Space: Gonzo is an alien for exactly one (1) film
The Muppets (2011): Kermit goes on a cross-country trip to gather a ragtag team of theater students but this time he has depression
Muppets Most Wanted: the Muppets get arrested and thrown in jail
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tempest rogue lavellan who doesn’t use flasks and is fully insistent they’re not a mage they just have a bit of the spark in the blood. everyone can do that, it doesn’t count. you think a demon wants THIS because i can light a candle or move a bit fast sometimes? you think i could make keeper? get real. vivienne stop looking at me like that. i’m not a mage the rest of you are being weird. learn a cantrip or two and maybe you’ll calm down. if you can’t light veilfire that’s on you
varric: so let me get this straight. the seeker doesn’t know you’re a ma—
lavellan: NOT a mage
varric: right right fine. the seeker doesn’t know you can cast spells?
lavellan: i honestly just picked up a bow and she assumed! what’s wrong with shemlen. are they allergic to having more than one skill. do their mage-blooded grow no muscles. what’s going on
I post for the bitches who stutter, misspeak, mumble, and speak with an incoherent flow that only makes sense if you are in my brain
I hate applying for jobs. “desired salary for this role” one billion dollars next question
The company I work for does IT system design/build stuff, and one of the things you do in the early stages is ask a bunch of people what they want the system to do and how they want it to work, so we can build something that's actually useful to people. As part of this, there's a question on a survey that asks people "If there was a magic button on the home screen/landing page that could do anything you want, what would it do?"
Sometimes this generates actually useful ideas for features we should build into the system. Mostly it's a source of amusement for the project team.
My favourite answer was the person who wanted a button that would give themselves a £1000 raise every time they pressed it.
I have had it with this likescolding. “Tumblr doesn’t have an algorithm so likes don’t actually do anything” motherfucker I am not clicking that heart to give some post better ~algorithmic visibility~ I am clicking that heart to help my internet friend microdose on serotonin as god fucking intended
shoutout to Sam who gave me the idea for this one
He deserved what he got. And you are better off without him. Janelle Monáe as Helen Brand and Madelyn Cline as Whiskey in Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022)
people who live in areas where there are native lizards should never take that for granted. you can just go outside and see a little guy hanging out. what’s better than that?
What’s better is when the little guy starts doing little pushups, to impress another little guy you haven’t spotted yet. Or possibly you.
Nothing better than just seeing a little dude
When you win the pie eating contest :)
guy eating contest
oh to have a fraction of the swag the average background character in sleeping beauty does
youre right im sorry
theyre so fucking color and shape bro
this was supposed to be 15 note post but im glad everyone sees my vision.
