HAPPY POLYSHO MONDAY
[IMAGE 1 ID: Tsukasa Tenma, who is a new knight, walks up to Mizuki Akiyama and Akito Shinonome, both of whom are senior knights, and announces loudly, “Akiyama, Shinonome! You are Officialy Fired!” END IMAGE 1 ID]
[IMAGE 2 ID: Mizuki gapes in bewilderment at Tsukasa and tries to come up with something to say at that outrageous announcement. Unfortunately only “WUH- HUH?? HAH?!??”s come out of their mouth. Akito is standing next to them, a disgusted expression on his face. He says, “You’re on a lower rank than us you freak. You cant fire us.” END IMAGE 2 ID]
[IMAGE 3 ID: Tsukasa walks closer to the duo and clarifies, “Ha! You misunderstand me, I didn’t make this decision! After the whole kingdom witnessed your time-stopping performance after I found myself in that unfortunate situation the other day, her highness, Princess Emu, deemed you fit enough to aid me in my epic quest, so she fired then hired you as my teammates!” Mizuki “Ooo’s” understandingly and Akito uncomfortably stares at Tsukasa’s gigantic speech bubble. END IMAGE 3 ID]
[IMAGE 4 ID: Mizuki turns to Tsukasa and enthusiastically asks, “Wo-oah! And what is your epic quest?!”. Tsukasa brings one of his hands to his chin and says, “Hah…! I cant remember!” END IMAGE 4 ID]
[IMAGE 1 ID: Digital drawing of Akito Shinonome looking out from the shelter of some bushes. He wears a troubled look on his face. Mizuki Akiyama and Tsukasa Tenma are behind him, chatting and laughing amongst themselves. They’re all wearing their white day knight outfits. Akito mutters, “Weirdo after weirdo…” END IMAGE 1 ID]
[IMAGE 2 ID: Digital drawing of the scene that Akito was staring at in the previous image. Rui Kamishiro, Toya Aoyagi and Saki Tenma are standing in the middle of a clearing. They’re all wearing their white day villain outfits. Toya is holding a tiny lizard he found on the ground in his palms and Rui is happily projecting his powers at it with one hand. Saki claps excitedly. Toya’s and Saki’s faces are obscured. Toya’s face is hidden by the energy from Rui’s magic, while Saki’s face is simply hidden by her hood. They don’t look threatening at all. The text next to them reads, “They are the bad guys. Do not be fooled!!”. END IMAGE 2 ID]
[IMAGE 3 ID: Digital drawing of Tsukasa and Akito sitting on a log. They left the scene from the previous two images a while ago. Tsukasa rambles about how He’s pretty sure that his purpose is to be the best knight that’s ever existed and if you asked for his humble opinion, he’d say that he’s almost already there. Akito, silently suffering, has his face in his hands. He wonders when Mizuki will return. He would take them over Tsukasa any day. END IMAGE 3 ID]
[IMAGE 4 ID: Mizuki has returned! Their eyes are wide yet they hide any emotion that Mizuki may feel. They smile stiffly as they say, “Hello my splingo bloingos. I am back. Do not ask me where I was.” They get a “Okay, whatever.” and a “MY PINK FRIEND!!! WELCOME BACK!!!” in response. Mizuki thinks of what they just witnessed. They’re back in the bushes from IMAGE 1 and they’re staring at the scene from IMAGE 2. Akito and Tsukasa are nowhere to be seen. Rui is happily talking to Toya, and Toya is awestruck by the sight in front of him. What was once a tiny lizard is now a huge mighty dragon. Saki can be seen sliding down its back. “Weeeee” She says. Mizuki, hidden in the bushes, thinks the following, “Did they just turn that lizard into a dragon. What the Fuck.” END IMAGE 4 ID]
[IMAGE 1 ID: Fantasy AU setting. In the forest, White day Rui is idly messing around with his magic. He is waiting for his teammates, Saki and Toya, to return. Distracted as he is, he gets surprised by white day knight Tsukasa popping up from behind his back. Tsukasa exclaims, “Helloooooooo!!! I couldn’t help but notice your awesome tricks!!! In my expert opinion, they’re phenomenal!” END IMAGE 1 ID]
[IMAGE 2 ID: Tsukasa, hand on his chest, excitedly introduces himself to Rui. He says, “I am Tsukasa Tenma. A future king’s right-hand man! I am currently on a personal quest with my fellow knight friends and I think your skills will be immensely useful for our team. We can provide protection in return!” Rui uncomfortably stares at Tsukasa. Rui is already part of a team. He tries formulating a response and fails. END IMAGE 2 ID]
[IMAGE 3 ID: Rui instead chooses to observe the strange knight more closely. He notices that he’s wearing clothing that is characteristic to Wonder Kingdom… He also notices Mizuki in the bushes behind Tsukasa, who is happily waiting for Rui to grace him with a response. Mizuki can be seen holding up an immense sign that says, “SAY NO IF YOU VALUE ANYTHING. I DONT WANT TO LOSE MY JOB.” Rui chooses to trust Mizuki and reaches out to shake Tsukasa’s hand and he says, “Ah. I am afraid that I am already part of a different team.” Tsukasa closes the distance between their hands and enthusiastically shakes Rui’s hand with both of his hands. He reassures, “THAT’S FINE!!! I FIGURED IT WAS WORTH ASKING!!! I HOPE WE RUN INTO EACH OTHER AGAIN SOMETIME!!!” Rui simply replies with a, “ha, ha, sure.” END IMAGE 3 ID]
[IMAGE 1 ID: Fantasy Au Setting. Tsukasa is talking to his teammates, Mizuki and Akito, about the plan they just went over. His back is facing them. He says, “…So, to recap what we just went over, I think we should head North, towards Keno. From there we will cross the sea and we’ll go to Morelands capital. They have a wonderful festival at this time of the year and I don’t want to miss it.” Mizuki stares to their right with an uneasy smile on their face. Akito is staring in the distance. They don’t really care about what they’ll do, it’s not like they have a choice anyway. There is a third mystery person sitting next to Mizuki, but they’re hidden by Tsukasa’s speech bubble. Tsukasa’s speech bubble goes away, and a cheerful Emu is revealed. She loudly says, “Your ideas are always so Wonderhoy, Tsukasa!” END IMAGE 1 ID]
[IMAGE 2 ID: Tsukasa, still turned around, brings a hand to his face and happily says, “Ah! Finally, someone with common sense who can recognize my genius! You flatter me!” There’s a second of silence as Tsukasa processes the voice of the person who just spoke to him. “Wait…” he says, and abruptly turns around. “Emu- I mean- PRINCESS EMU?!” he shrieks. He turns fully towards Emu and his hands fly to her shoulders in a panic. He shouts, “Emu. EMU! what in god’s name are you doing here!?” Emu doesn’t look fazed at all. END IMAGE 2 ID]
[IMAGE 3 ID: Emu, with a slight worried look on her face, explains her presence. She says, “I just… I was so lonely back at the castle…! My siblings don’t have time for me anymore, so they won’t notice I’m gone! My grandpa even covered for me! Please don’t send me back!” Tsukasa listens to her with a devastated look on his face and he quickly turns his face to the side when he gives in. “FINE!” he shouts, “You can tag along.” Emu immediately lights up and flaps her hands excitedly! She shouts, “Yahoo!!! Wonderhoy Wonderhoy Wonderhoy Wonderhoy!!! Tsukasa, I feel super duper ultra Wonderhoy! I will explode!” Tsukasa looks extremely smug as he laughs. Tsukasa’s pink friend count jumped to 2! END IMAGE 3 ID]
[IMAGE ID: fantasy au setting. The white day trio and princess Emu are traveling through the forest. Emu is eating a piece of bread Akito gave her. Akito shakes his empty bag and sighs, “We are out of bread. We will die.” Mizuki takes out a dagger and tells him that they could go hunt. Tsukasa cuts them off and announces, “Worry not, my friends! I will go hunting and I will bring you a feast fit for a king!” He starts running and and shouts, “I’ll be back shortly!” except he trips and doesn’t finish his sentence. He shouts “I am being attacked!!!” as he falls to the ground. IMAGE ID END]
little red riding hood and the wolf with social anxiety
[IMAGE 1 ID: Little red riding hood Tsukasa is seen walking through the forest holding a basket. He sings, “Laa Laa Laa I am a baker’s son laa laa laa I sure hope Grammy Kaito likes the pie I made for him!” Wolf Nene can be seen behind him, holding a branch aimed at Tsukasa. She thinks, “One hit. One hit and the pie will be mine. I can smell the grapefruit from here. I’d say sorry but I’m not sorry.” END IMAGE 1 ID]
[IMAGE 2 ID: Nene jumps out in front of Tsukasa, branch ready to collide with Tsukasa’s head. She warns, “Gr. GRAAAH! Give me your… your uh… Give me your basket before I chop your head off!!…. sorry” Tsukasa brings a hand to his face in mock shock and yells out, “KYAAAAA my fans just wont’t leave me alone!” Nene slowly lowers her branch and Tsukasa continues, “Someone! Oh! Someone! Please save me, I beg you!” Nene gets so weirded out that she runs away. She thinks, “I… I need to go!! This cringe isn’t worth that pie!!!” Tsukasa watches her as she runs away and annoyedly shouts, “Are you really not going to even try fighting for my world famous pie?!” IMAGE 2 ID END]
[IMAGE ID: Tsukasa is scrolling through a random website on his phone when he gets the brilliant idea of asking his troupemates the following, “Hey team, what if we played gay chicken that’d be so messed up lol”. He asked this as a joke of course. The panel abruptly cuts off to Wxs’s wedding day. Emu, Nene and Rui are all wearing suits and are standing beside Tsukasa. Tsukasa is wearing a wedding dress and he is holding a bouquet. He looks befuddled. He wonders if they’re still playing gay chicken. END IMAGE ID]