People will tell me to Touch Grass and I am just like "I live in the FUCKING desert what grass????"

@spitblaze

I am trying but they are so fast and crafty

aw man… haha evil wednesday you know how it is. *transforms into the beast*

He got crucified wat rhe fucj

Hey do you guys want joint custody of this post

It's Wet Beast Wednesday

cmon kid... we've gotta go save Wet Beast Wednesday.... TWO!

I loved my friend.

He went away from me.

There's nothing more to say.

The poem ends,

Soft as it began-

I loved my friend.

"are you crying over ftm newsletters from the 80's again"

Got inspired by the multitude of "transsexual Seinfeld" posts I saw

kitten, stop fucking around and tell daddy where you hid his prozac or daddy's gonna add another 'hey there delilah' to the sex playlist

why do you guys only like my bad posts

I could be the person writing one time verification codes. 873726. 290971. 041452. 667656. It comes naturally to me.

They look so good

my homunculus just wasted like $60 in ink printing out all these fucking soyjack edits of me. how about 'that feel when i dont feed you for a week' you little asshole

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Sky puppies

Good morning to the trans man loudly slamming his girlfriend in the bunk above convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell, and ONLY the trans man loudly slamming his girlfriend in the bunk above convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell

Batman: I need to make this billionaire sex trafficker miserable, AND I need to give my girlfriend an orgasm, but I don't have much time!

[beat]

Batman: