I’m like Lana del Rey if she was afraid of sex
some salads are amazing and then other salads feel like you're stuck in purgatory just eating leaves forever
Found another idiotic accounting mistake from my predecessor that I have to fix and I was like "WILL THE SPECTER OF THAT MAN'S INCOMPETENCE EVER CEASE TO HAUNT ME" and my coworker was like "Why do you talk like that"
me when one of my girlmutuals posts about how they got a little coffee beverage or took a nice walk or started a book they've been meaning to read for a while or otherwise found meaning and joy in simple pleasures
Don't become so afraid of being annoying that you don't allow yourself to be anything at all.
Orange and pink is a godly color combination. Orange typically isn’t everyone’s favorite color but she absolutely shines when she’s with her girlfriend
we are too used to seeing tom next to greg. kendall looks like a kid
kens hat should have a propeller on it
when mother finds me in the butler's pantry with a fig biscuit in each hand when i had promised her i wouldn't eat any until after supper
We're Dustin's friends.
Stranger Things 4 Chapter Six: The Dive | 4.06
JONATHAN BYERS in STRANGER THINGS 1.04 "The Body"
Okay, let me get this straight. Will, that's not his body, because he's in the lights, right? And there's a monster in the wall? Do you even hear yourself? I know it sounds crazy. I sound crazy! You think I don't know that? It is crazy! But, I heard him, Jonathan. He talked to me! Will is—is calling to me! And he's out there, and he's alone, and he's scared, and I… I don't care if anyone believes me! I am not gonna stop looking for him until I find him and bring him home. I am going to bring him home! Yeah, well, while you're talking to the lights, the rest of us are having a funeral for Will! I'm not letting him sit in that freezer another day!
this is one of my favorite english words. and what i aim to become.
can someone help me become an uxorious poster
