Bang

does anyone have the pic of kirby inhaling milk straight from cow tits

i accidentally sent this to my boss last year

the intimacy of sliding your fingers along the underside of a device's surface as you search for its ports

or did you forget about my chaos pussy

@my-hobby-is-finding-the-source 👀?

Moiraine Damodred — Westling

the real generational divide is between 20-somethings who are adults and 20-somethings who are still teenagers

the sun is like a guy riding a chariot. to me

that is such a great idea. and i have other guys too

yayyyy!!!!!! i can't wait to believe in all them

my girlfriend is able to take like a 20-min nap and bounce back with full energy. idk how she does that. when i lie down i wake up 12 years later in a hospital bed i rip the IV out of my arm and stumble into the hallway the whole building is littered with bodies, i make my way back to my house but my wife and children are long gone

I'm an English major and I know how English works and I would never make an intentionally misleading poll on Tumblr dot com just because I was feeling a little silly

My man, they only have similar endings.

Dove has an "uh" sound while move and prove both have an "oo" sound.

Oh, you mean like in "floor?"

DJ I Just Learned To Kill Someone

DJ Just Finished My First Hit

My favorite rejected New Yorker submission

reblog my post boy

This is your daily reminder that I'm really pretty

They call my pussy Bloodborne the way it's challenging to get into and shifts to cosmic horror halfway through

i WILL continue to post my own tiktoks because i am very funny

easily the best comment this tiktok received.

just got off the phone with hello kitty—yeah it's actually kinda crazy—says she's been really into knives and xanax lately—yeah i know it's pretty wild, right???