T-bags under my eyes

it’s so funny when youtubers/podcasts have a sponsorship and they introduce the company as if it’s this shiny new thing that hasn’t already been terrorizing me for years like shut up i already know that skillshare is an online learning community with thousands of classes for creative and curious people let’s keep it moving 

me, in the year 2021, learning that audible is the leading provider in audiobooks with thousands of titles to choose from 

History repeats itself.

we’ve literally just looped back around to 90’s psa interstitials

Transcript:

Brad: Hi, I’m brad!

Chad: And I’m Chad!

Thad: And I’m Thad.

Brad: And welcome to—

All three: Lessons with KOK!

Brad: Today, on lessons with KOK, we’re gonna learn about—

All three: Consent.

Thad: Hey Chad!

Chad: Hey Thad!

Thad: Can I slap your ass?

Chad: Absolutely!

Thad: *slaps Chad’s ass*

Thad and Chad: *high five* Nice!

Chad: Hey Thad!

Thad: Hey Chad!

Chad: Can I slap your ass?

Thad: Absolutely Not!

Chad: I respect your decision!

Thad and Chad: *high five* Nice!

Brad: Always remember: F.R.I.E.S.

Thad: Consent is: freely given,

Chad: Reversible,

Brad: Informed,

Thad: Enthusiastic,

Chad: And specific!

Brad: Thanks for tuning into—

All three: Lessons with KOK!

Chad: Nice cock!

Brad: Nice cock!

Thad: Nice cock!

All three: Nice cock!

THERES A TRANSCRIPT NOW

this is the BEST thing to come out of tiktok

Tumblr is finally catering to me

and ‘civil rights’ and ‘the value of human life’ and ‘children should not be sacrificed for the economy’

And ‘the Earth is round’ and ‘Nazis are bad’

I hate when twitter makes sense

Reverse Vulcan learning pit

Can we talk about the bucket with toilet paper next to it

The math is also wrong

I’d be doing math wrong too if I was stuck in a bubble running out of oxygen

You get oxygen when you solve the equation.

someone: *offers perfectly reasonable advice that would go a long way to solving my problems*

me: 

Same david, same

Every gay relationship

[The song makes a 'boom' noise as the kid in the jersey points to his friend.]

Kid in jersey: Why're you calling me?

Friend: Bro, I'm gay.

Kid: Shut the fuck up.

Friend: I'm not lying....

Kid: Me too-

i've been in this website for too long that i knew what was gonna happen and i still loved it anyway