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do you guys know about an unauthorised fan treatise.

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okay an unauthorized fan treatise is a mystery that makes you feel like a fly on the wall to the world's most batshit fandom drama. the whole thing is told through blog posts from the perspective of gottie, a fan attempting to prove that two of the lead actors in her favorite show are dating, as she uncovers far far more than a relationship

it's got everything: fictitious comment sections full of frighteningly realistic discourse, commentary on invasive and parasocial fan relationships, Ye Olde Flame Wars, fanfic of a show that doesn't exist, and a twist that made me scream irl. i want to study gottie under a microscope

OK I gotta ask: if a character has never been treated with kindness and then receives kindness, wouldn't they react with suspicion?

The trope is that they'll be overwhelmed and feel all of their feelings, but I never quite get how that works. If a person doesn't expect kindness and then receives kindness, would they understand it to be kindness? I'd expect a character like that to suspect ulterior motives and be suspicious of the kindness.

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Never gonna know them, but shoutout to the healthcare workers who are breaking the law to help their patients get life-saving care. I'll never see an article about you because knowing you would risk everything including jail time. Nurses who lie on medical records so their patients can get abortions. Doctors making up shit so their patients can have HRT.

Wherever you are, you are keeping your promise to help your patient.

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Sharing some of my favorite tags, anonymized for obvious reasons. These stories are especially heartening since I'll never read them in a newspaper.

If you are following any discussions about the OTW, from End OTW Racism to the AI discussions to random other shit, I would strongly strongly recommend you read this comment and replies from an ex-PAC volunteer who was the AO3 Abuse Team's go-to volunteer for handling CSEM (real actual CSEM, suspected CSEM, or CSEM distribution attempts; not Wincest extreme underage) and who was "fired" from the organization by a legal team that appears to be running roughshod over other stakeholders in the org and contributing to a broadly abusive and horrendous environment for volunteers. You can use Dreamwidth search, if you have an account, to find terms like "PAC nonny" and see earlier comments as well.

I am a long-time OTW skeptic and I find this information to be horrifying in the most serious possible way; this kind of mismanagement and abuse will have long-term impacts on volunteers, and is indicative of carelessness and incompetency that IMO is likely to threaten the long-term viability of the org. In addition, it is breathtakingly cruel behavior.

The OTW failing to act on escalating CSEM harassment, failing to provide volunteers with appropriate support after being exposed to CSEM, failing to safeguard Policy & Abuse via appropriate processes and technical support, and failing to behave ethically and fairly with regards to dismissing a volunteer their board members disliked, are all completely unacceptable. It's genuinely horrifying stuff and the OTW should address it.

Jack Robinson     Tina Turner, New York City     1969

“My heartfelt wish is that you and I, and everyone around the world, will continue expanding our hearts and minds while celebrating our differences and ridding ourselves of any form of discrimination. This, I believe, is a basic requirement for peace, both within ourselves and in our societies.” Tina Turner

Tina Turner  -  1939-2023  -  Ave atque Vale

Hey, so the last couple of weeks have not been great.

Anyone wanna send me some pictures of their lovely pets?

(Cute animals in general: A-OK.)

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Sorry you've been having a hard time 💚 Here's our cats having a sunny afternoon in the garden.

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the lack of dykes n more specifically butch dykes in post apocalyptic media is bizarre bc every single lesbian i know is the most prepared person in any room n not even for survivalist reasons we do that shit for fun

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exactly

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i think the problem is that a bunch of butches who have constructed a nice village out of logs they cut themselves and dug a well and are growing potatoes and somehow built a functional hydroelectric dam are obviously far too functional to put in post-apocalyptic media, which largely relies on men doing dumb things in a panic

Once a little boy went to school. One morning The teacher said: “Today we are going to make a picture.” “Good!” thought the little boy. He liked to make all kinds; Lions and tigers, Chickens and cows, Trains and boats; And he took out his box of crayons And began to draw.

But the teacher said, “Wait!” “It is not time to begin!” And she waited until everyone looked ready. “Now,” said the teacher, “We are going to make flowers.” “Good!” thought the little boy, He liked to make beautiful ones With his pink and orange and blue crayons. But the teacher said “Wait!” “And I will show you how.” And it was red, with a green stem. “There,” said the teacher, “Now you may begin.”

The little boy looked at his teacher’s flower Then he looked at his own flower. He liked his flower better than the teacher’s But he did not say this. He just turned his paper over, And made a flower like the teacher’s. It was red, with a green stem.

On another day The teacher said: “Today we are going to make something with clay.” “Good!” thought the little boy; He liked clay. He could make all kinds of things with clay: Snakes and snowmen, Elephants and mice, Cars and trucks And he began to pull and pinch His ball of clay.

But the teacher said, “Wait!” “It is not time to begin!” And she waited until everyone looked ready. “Now,” said the teacher, “We are going to make a dish.” “Good!” thought the little boy, He liked to make dishes. And he began to make some That were all shapes and sizes.

But the teacher said “Wait!” “And I will show you how.” And she showed everyone how to make One deep dish. “There,” said the teacher, “Now you may begin.”

The little boy looked at the teacher’s dish; Then he looked at his own. He liked his better than the teacher’s But he did not say this. He just rolled his clay into a big ball again And made a dish like the teacher’s. It was a deep dish.

And pretty soon The little boy learned to wait, And to watch And to make things just like the teacher. And pretty soon He didn’t make things of his own anymore.

Then it happened That the little boy and his family Moved to another house, In another city, And the little boy Had to go to another school.

The teacher said: “Today we are going to make a picture.” “Good!” thought the little boy. And he waited for the teacher To tell what to do. But the teacher didn’t say anything. She just walked around the room.

When she came to the little boy She asked, “Don’t you want to make a picture?” “Yes,” said the little boy. “What are we going to make?” “I don’t know until you make it,” said the teacher. “How shall I make it?” asked the little boy. “Why, anyway you like,” said the teacher. “And any color?” asked the little boy. “Any color,” said the teacher. And he began to make a red flower with a green stem.

~Helen Buckley, The Little Boy

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I hate that I hesitated to reblog this just because I expect people to think it’s pretentious or melodramatic when it’s seriously real as fuck and I’ve witnessed it

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Fuck man

Apparently the dude who runs the crematorium is just fundamentally confused about how advertising works. He actually thought that the way you made an ad was you found a picture that got people’s attention … and then also included information about your company. He was genuinely surprised and baffled when people thought there was any relationship between the (independently nonsensical) captioned image and his cremation business. There were two more ads in the series that are equally, just… so much…

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this is somehow incredibly effective tbh

Petition for all advertisements to be shitposts from now on

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“I was just trying to get people to stop for a second and see the picture, and then my company’s name. That was it,” Oliver King tells the Riverfront Times. “The two are not supposed to be related, except that’s my daughter and my company.”
For some inexplicable reason, not everyone understood that distinction. “I got people calling and complaining, like, ‘Are you going to kill her? Is she going to kill someone?’ ” says King. “I couldn’t believe that went somewhere in their minds that they thought that was what I was trying to say.”

on the one hand, i guess ads for cremation services must be a tricky thing to keep on theme without being too depressing/morbid/etc, so I can see how “just grab their attention with anything, doesn’t have to be related” would be an appealing advertising strategy.

on the other, i am fascinated by how someone who runs a crematorium “couldn’t believe” that people would associate their business with, uh, death.