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cold hands, warm heart

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cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other 🤠💘

[ID: a black and white relief print of two cowboys stylized like a vintage comic illustration. the cowboy on the left is lying on his stomach with his hands resting on his chin and looking up at the other cowboy, who is serenading him with an acoustic guitar. behind them in the night sky are stars and a crescent moon. printed text on the bottom reads “cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other.” End ID.]

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tickfleato

other ppl i guess: *use ‘its magic’ as a way to not think about it anymore*

me, compelte idiot: *uses ‘its magic’ as an excuse ot come up with excessively convolued magic systems using stuff i barely understand* 

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jakemorph

wizard: *uses ‘its magic’ to ‘cast spells’ and ‘potions’*

fuck you you cant cast a potion you idiot. amateur mistake

this fucking dipshit doesnt know how to cast a potion

Casting a potion, step one:

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midiport

i know vitamin c basically neutralizes adhd meds but lemonade good

I have been struggling

For a long fucking time

with why my adderall was having such uneven effects and varying efficacy

and the weird pattern of what made it work and not work and if it was building up in my system or not

and fucking nobody told me I shouldn’t drink a glass of Kool-Aid to take the pills with

or eat fucking Pop-Tarts or Life cereal

this is the most useful information I have ever received from tubr and it seems to be confirmed by several other places upon searching

so this actually should be spread like wildfire like actually

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stimman4000

do you think they did interviews with hannibal’s patients after his arrest only to have every single one of them be like yeah he actually tried to talk me into killing someone during most of our sessions looking back i guess that wasnt normal

yeah i went to him for my social anxiety and he told me i was like a mouse being hunted by a snake and i should become the hawk that kills the snake by murdering my father but his office was a 10 minute drive from my house so it was really convenient