if you have an android phone get newpipe
thank me later.
newpipe is:
this is not sponsored newpipe just absolutely fucks
It works with Soundcloud and Bandcamp too holy shit
I just saw a story on AO3 tagged "pet p!ay"
TIK TOK MUST BE STOPPED BEFORE IT DESTROYS LANGUAGE
Ok, unless something's going on I'm not aware of (extremely likely), I gotta point out the term "Pet Play" is significantly older than Tik Tok, or most of its userbase for that matter.
Yeah, I'm not mad about using the term "pet play". That's a perfectly fine term. I'm mad because they didn't use that term: they used "pet p!ay", a censored version
Oh. Oh gawd I missed that. Objection withdrawn, that is objectively terrible.
To anybody who is new to posting on ao3, if you’re using a tag you have to use the correct spelling of that tag. People aren’t going to type in every version of a censored word to hide or look for your content 
For everyone new to tumblr, the same rule applies to tumblr too.
Like as an alcoholic I HATE the fatphobia related to any form of treatment. The idea that I should stop drinking cause it'll make me lose weight, the way doctors will point out my "beer belly" before they talk about my liver or my kidneys or the social aspect of my drinking problem, the way people only care about my drinking problem cause it makes me fat. You don't care about me as someone who's struggling with addiction.
I encourage non alcoholics to like and or reblog this because it's a unique experience of fatphobia you don't understand if you've never tried to get help for a drinking problem.
ermm….. that aco taco moment when your grandson is behaving in an increasingly dangerous and self-sacrificial manner and you have to grapple with the fact that you alone are responsible for this shift in character
A world where humans have no innate magic but our pets do.
Cat magic is pretty raw and they mainly use it for getting into places they’re not supposed to. They can be trained if you’re patient, and will sometimes do favours for their owners out if the blue, but only if they want to.
Dogs have been bred for specific magic over the centuries and each breed can do certain things. Showing off your magic is an essential part of a dog show.
Horses come in horse, pegasus, and unicorn, each with their own magical talents.
Fuck knows what birds can do, I don’t trust birds.
For an obvious example… dalmatians have been bred for fire magic. A properly trained dalmatian will run into a burning building and all the fires around it will go out. Caution is necessary, of course, because they can also do the opposite. Their favourite toys are often a bit blackened, and puppies must be kept in fireproof surroundings, with extinguishers in easy reach.
The Pekingese’ magic is camouflage - they can change colour to match whatever they touch, whether a blanket, a mossy rock, or even a reflective mirror. This ability originally enabled them to hide in a robe, so their owners could take them into places where dogs were technically not permitted. The classic image of a pekingese is of it sitting outside a building, appearing to be part of the stonework… until it reveals itself to growl at an intruder.
Portuguese water dogs are canine silkies - in deep enough water they transform into curly-haired seals, and when they climb back out and shake off, they turn back into dogs.
Cats are often thought to be selfish and troublesome, to only use their magic for themselves, and for random but odd favours.
This is not the entire truth.
Cat magic is largely Watch and Ward, which is only observable in what does not happen. Cats are known to protect sleeping humans from danger simply by being present, their lamp-like eyes acting as a sort of n’est pas possible upon all possible intruders, from pests to more deadly threats.
Pitbulls over the ages were bred to emit magic to calm children and help them sleep
Collies can multiply themselves for a short time to corral animals
St Bernard’s turn into snow and can feel where an avalanche is going to happen hours before the event
Anatolian Shepherd can shapeshift into other animals around them to blend in
corgi magic is banned in most public areas, and one of the few dog magics not to be demonstrated in show- allowing your corgi to perform magic in public can be punished with up to $1000 in fines, even before the costs of damage to people and property
Golden Retriever magic is sometimes considered “disney” magic, as they typically attract waterfowl and game birds. this is not always the benefit one thinks it would be, as some lines have a penchant for attracting swans! some, however, attract vertebrates of a different sort. one remarkable individual was given an honorary degree in wildlife biology for her prodigious ability to attract frogs and toads, and is currently hard at work in Costa Rica.
no. you must live for her. she demands it of you. how else would you be able to appreciate all these great amphibians she’s finding?
A cat’s protective aura gets stronger in response to affection and respect. If you bond strongly enough with one, you can actually FEEL the magic working, soothing fear and anxiety. They also work in dreams, catching and killing nightmares. Some can do this from several rooms away, while others like to work more closely and will sit on their owners’ chests or heads while they sleep.
Yes please to all of this.
Rat magic: a mysterious multiplication of SOMETHING–food or other valuable resources generally–which can be pretty handy if you don’t mind the nibble marks.
Beagle magic is mostly low-grade telepathy, which is very handy for coordinating a pack hunt, but also makes individual dogs prone to neurosis.
Some cats, like their behaviour of presenting a prey, also sometimes present their owner with a small magical favour. Sometimes this involves a transmuted treat. Sometimes this involves a clumsy owner growing whiskers
What the hell do Corgis do that it is illegal for them to do their magic in public?
neopronouns are getting so crazy wtf is 9/11
don’t even say that to me
one of the worst parts about being an irondad fan in 2023 is seeing moments that are so PERFECT to be included in a fic but you can't because you know some dumbass is going to twist it to make it so that they're codependent upon each other rather than people with separate, independent lives like look at this bastard
THIS KIND OF TEASING AND BANTER IS SO GOOD but God forbid anyone in the irondad fandom isn't a fucking racist, sexist piece of shit that rewrites their entire dynamic to be cuddly or biodad or engages in gross erasure of May, MJ, Pepper, Morgan, Ned or Rhodey (but never Happy or fucking Harley like damn I wonder why!!!)
some of you don't know the meaning of found family and it shows.
Idiots, the sound reminded me of these two did this to take a break from doing science project bxdj
I finished binge reading Get Schooled and this sums up the entire webtoon.
She's got a point, she's an icon, she's a legend and she is the moment 💫
bullying on webtoons are on a whole new level
i'm twenty now and these kids scare me...
rlly like the idea of marriage in the jujutsu world involving a binding vow of sorts
I have to apologize for not sending letters more frequently, dearest—it seems lately, i cannot catch a break between being sick and work. maybe the two are connected, but that has yet to be discovered.
the final due date for this project i have is very soon, however, and my free time will be much more frequent after that. hopefully, i'm feeling better by then, too. this free time will mean more time to spend with you in the beautiful summer sun. i do hope you'll join me on a few outings in the coming weeks. i have so many ideas!
i hope to hear from you soon, my dear. thank you for your patience with me, i truly appreciate it.
yours,
𝐻𝑜𝓌𝓁
Howl Pendragon x Female Reader
word count: 4,900+
(Every year for your anniversary, you and Howl take a weekend trip to some quaint, romantic little town to see some sights, try the local cuisine, and be reminded how lucky you two were to fall in love.)
disclaimer/content warning: no explicit smut, mostly just tender kisses, established relationship, this is just pure romantic devotion because i’m sad and need something soft and non-angsty right now.
“but here, Utahime omits nothing.”
“like Utahime, Gojo does not omit a single step..”
..and thats on soulmatism 😌👌
via JJK chapter 223
