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Back in middle school, my friends and I used a very simple coded language for writing secret messages. I saw some posts about needing to hide one’s beliefs from partners/bosses/parents so I wanted to share it with you! These would also be great to incorporate into sigils since they are simple lines and dots.

dog smells her owner’s scent in the house after being away for 7 months and sniffs her out!

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i hate this pic bc everyone is staring @ zayn but zayn is only looking at liam

he only got two eyes

every day. every single day i think about this post. i’ve been on this website for 5 years and no post has ever changed me the way this post has.

Meet the half corgi, half golden retriever

this was his 1st time seeing the sun and i think he liked it

via @kvxp_

I’m hiring a new nanny. The qualifications I’m looking for are as follows: Must have a college degree, must be familiar with Microsoft Word and Excel, must know how to style black hair and is fluent in edges and must be able to keep me alive and not drown me in the Pacific Ocean. You would think these qualifications would be easy to find in LA… not so much.

OH MY GOD

This dog didn’t recognise his owner who lost 50 pounds after 5 weeks in a hospital until he sniffed him.

it’s this easy becoming friends with me

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(via user @cerealandforks)

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