Can't just leave that one in the tags. I'm sorry to anyone who understands.
the lady at my boba place immediately hit me with the "hey sweetheart" lemme eat the tapioca pearls out of your hand like a desperate horse while u pet me
whiteboard doodles from. this morning 😁
‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs
OJ is sooo self centred. I feel like Ppl don’t understand that enough, or maybe only I think that. like he can’t understand why Bomb won’t agree to lose so OJ can win, and then he’s like can u believe Bomb betrayed me?? After I was so nice to him!??
He gets so mad about Paper drinking that orange juice, because OH HOW COULD YOU NOT REALIZE I NEEDED THAT!! He wins and has this whole speech about friendship like- WHAT R U TALKING ABOUT. FRIENDSHIP? Balloon and bomb might disagree. He never learned anything, but having a huge speech after winning is so him.
Titling himself as the caretaker too. He thinks he’s so good, he likes the spotlight, he likes people thinking he’s soooo great. I like to think that’s why he’s so deadset on being leader in invitational he’s so used to all this control he doesn’t want to be just some boring contestant again. Would obviously never settle for listening to someone else if he has another idea on how to do something.
And! And! When he takes over hosting duties he’s all, “no question I’m a nicer host 😊 I don’t mean to boast” he did not care or think AT ALL!!! About eliminating Suitcase. he’s just excited about this new hosting role, did not give her a second glance.
Like I’m not saying he’s an awful person. Not really. He thinks he’s good, he thinks he’s nice, and I think he does try to be helpful. He’s not malicious in what he does, but like he just has a hard time listening to people. *shatters him in my hands*
Ok gn it is 1 am had to spill my OJ thoughts. Look at this smug dumbass can we start a petition to have him shattered

*Hands you this drawing* :]
By far the funniest transition timelines are the ones from trans men where the "before" picture is some teeny little guy with sad baby seal eyes and the "after" picture looks like Kratos
This is one of the top posts in r/transtimelines and it really sums up what I'm talking about
My irl saw this post and sent me this even crazier transformation today! The little guy to Kratos pipeline is real!!!


