wrap it up covid I wanna be in an interactive science museum

i do not understand the big obsession with pop punk 

i cant hear you over how much i hate my town

the more black u wear the more powerful you look

teacher: how are you doing? me: *thinking about how sharks have survived 5 major extinctions that wiped out majority of life on earth* me: yeah

they found LIVING sharks in an active underwater volcano recently i’m shaken

there is no god only shark

I see this spark in you. It’s amazing. Whatever you choose to do with it, you’ll be great.

At some point I was working on making an authentic looking old school lisa frank baphomet. 

And…….. Why did you stop?!

How many notes will convince you to finish?

@honeyed ummmmmmmm is 5k enough?

HOLY SHIT WHAT HAPPENED? I LITERALLY THOUGHT LIKE 5 PEOPLE WHO FOLLOW ME WOULD CARE. Yes, I’m finishing it now.

Reblogging with the finished piece. https://www.redbubble.com/people/creepygirlclub/shop?asc=u It’s on redbubble if you REALLY WANT stuff with this horrible unicorn baphomet on it. I did a version with nipples too but I haven’t put those on redbubble yet because IDK how I feel about unicorn nipples. 

@necroscura

i am 5000% in favor of shaming cigarette smokers get that bullshit away from me

But when vegans feel this way about meat y’all hurt 🤗

Somehow. Some way. You brought up veganism. In a discussion about second hand smoke.

what you gonna get? secondhand meat?

I’ve never seen a more accurate demonstration of why people dislike vegans lol.

it’s so nice how we’ve collectively, as a society, come to the point where we can make something as stupid as area 51 trend and then when u click on the trend, it’s because people want to raid area 51….want to naruto run in like ninjas 

i think that’s beautiful of us

not to sound like a golden retriever on main but the feeling when someone praises me for something i did? indescribable

open rp

Hey can I get seven large cokes and a bbq sauce

is pepsi ok

‘i guess’ i said sulking, my amber hued orbs peering down because of gravity

‘ok.’ i hand you seven large cokes and a pepsi

me, in the back of the room, wearing what appears to be a curtain, drinking cough syrup straight from the bottle and talking about continuity errors in popular media

i finish the cough syrup and leave. you think i am done, but i come back with a second bottle. i start talking about hypermasculinity and its toxic effects on the film industry. i am wearing a different curtain

op is the oracle at delphi

find yourself a plus size clown dom call that a big top

elise not a day goes by that I don’t pray to God for him to shut you up for good .

whats a god to a clown

what’s a clown to a cowboy

a lover

shout out to all my sexy bitches who get light headed when they sit up 

Iron deficiency gang rise up (but not too fast)

Editing? Oh you mean fic patching.

*the horse now has a name*

Just cus i cant live off pasta doesnt mean i wont live off pasta

I lived off of almost nothing but spaghetti for 3 years straight and then they had to remove my colon.

That sounds like a you problem

I have no words..

Cosplay by beebinch

Bathroom Designs That Should Be Straight-Up Illegal (x)

“i saw this and thought of you” is my favourite affirmation. a gentle yet persistent reminder of your presence in the minds of others