it’s so crucial that i lay down for a bit
i was thinking about that post comparing Jessica Rabbit as an asexual to Barbie and an asexual and then i thought of the Neil Gaiman post (was it a post?) about Crowley and Aziraphale being asexual and then this happened.
anyways. thoughts?
Comic commission for @deinde-prandium for the @miraculers-for-ukraine drive, based on their fic “The Clark Kent Effect”
🌸🌞 BONUS! a discarded sketch because he looks cute!
reblog to enlist your mutuals in building the House :)
I have made a strategical error
This continues to be the funniest thing that's ever happened to me on this website
With your help we can get to 30% flesh!!!
FLESH! FLESH! FLESH!
if i was a little kitty and you were a little kitty would you touch noses with me to say hi
rb to touch prevs kitty nose to say hi
i was thinking about that post comparing Jessica Rabbit as an asexual to Barbie and an asexual and then i thought of the Neil Gaiman post (was it a post?) about Crowley and Aziraphale being asexual and then this happened.
anyways. thoughts?
Magical Boy Tournament: Round 1
Dear Miraculous fandom, if you make Nino and Luka tie, they will move on together as the singular person they actually are a team.
MY PSIONIC WARRIORS
Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?
no way i must have missed an update!
The Epaulette shark is only about 9 million years old as a species, making it the most recent branch in the shark family. And it is slowly but surely evolving into a land animal
You know what to do boys
They're going to run out of movies, let's trick them into releasing morbius a third time
Crab Day!!!
Where:
Here on Tumblr!!
What:
Buy crabs!
Why:
As we now know, Tumblr is $30 million dollars in debt. Oops. Tumblr has announced some major (and unpopular) changes to the site in their attempt to get back above water. The alternative is that Tumblr ceases to exist. But maybe we can change that...
How:
There are 327 million unique tumblr visits per month, and almost 500 million active accounts. If 10 million unique users (or less, if we bought more than one) bought or gifted Crabs from the Tumblr store, we could knock out Tumblr's debt easily. Buy crabs!
When:
July 29, 2023 is Crab Day, running through August 5 (for anyone who can't log on that day) as Crab Week!
Who:
Everyone!! If you truly can't afford to participate with a $3 crab, (or other item from the shop) post crab memes!
Time for Tumblr users to rise again and surprise everyone...
Please I need their next financial report to have a header that says 'Crab day'
these are basically turning into my video diaries
Gee, Tumblr would probably really hate it if you shared and spread this damning article … To the surprise of absolutely none of Tumblr’s LGBTQ users, it turns out the independent NYC human rights agency Commission on Human Rights (CCHR) found that Tumblr’s ham-fisted adult content ban in December 2018 disproportionately targeted LGBTQ users. The CCHR’s investigation revealed Tumbler’s moderation algorithms is demonstrably biased against queer content. As part of the settlement, Tumblr was obligated to review their prejudicial anti-gay moderation policies. Even more mortifyingly, they’ve also had to hire an expert on sexual orientation and gender identity (SOGI) issues and provide unconscious bias training to their moderators. I frankly doubt Tumblr has learned a thing from this humbling experience. Just recently the Tumblr algorithm flagged three ancient posts of mine as violating their terms. All three “offenders” were vintage homoerotic beefcake images (softcore by modern standards) roughly 50 – 65-years-old by Bruce of Los Angeles, Bob Mizer and Tom of Finland. (These are of course pioneering queer artists who routinely faced censorship and imprisonment in the fifties and sixties. Plus ca change!). They've been visible on my page - corrupting viewers - for years at this point. I appealed all three immediately. Only the Tom of Finland one was approved. The other two are now hidden. So, they haven't learned much. Apparently, Tumblr – who loves to declare how hip, youthful, inclusive and progressive their values are - wants to restore trust with their queer users. I’d recommend we remember their hypocrisy when Pride rolls around and Tumblr splashes rainbow flags everywhere and attempts to pink wash their image.
In honour of Pride Month, this is worth a reblog! Don’t buy into Tumblr’s hypocritical “pink washing.”
#fourth of july#4th of july#the Walmart employees who brought me my online order today#you guys are the real ones since my AC gave out in my house and it’s over 90 and I don’t have groceries because as I said I just moved AND#someone hacked my bank account so my bank account was deleted#those employees were so nice too Omg#my mom also was cool because she bought everything for me since I have no money as of right now
i was gonna tack this on at this end of the last post but thought it deserves it’s own post 💀 because AINT NO WAY ADRIEN DOESNT QUESTION THIS MAN ASNJDILHASJKLE
Bonus:
Also please can we stop blaming Marinette on hiding Gabriel's secret when PLAGG AND NATHALIE also know about it?
The three are doing it to protect Adrien and let him be free for a little while. But Marinette is a kid that also has to deal with another big secret, when Plagg and Nathalie are both technically guardians of Adrien and they have a more moral responsibility to handle this, SPECIALLY NATHALIE
i’m not sure if plagg CAN tell adrien, with miraculous magic at play - does gabriel count as a former black cat holder after making the wish? of course plagg could still encourage marinette to tell him if that were the case.
but yeah, ultimately this should fall on nathalie, especially if she’s going to be his de facto parental figure going forward. she needs to tell him and to come clean about her own involvement.