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Plaguespreader

By: Matthew Misener, Twitter: twitter.com/ArlinBradley

I’m infected. You know what I’m infected with. You saw it on the news. The World Health Organization called it a pandemic the other day. I never thought it would infect me. But, it did. Now, I don’t know what to do.

Unlike some people my age, I don’t have a salary. I don’t have any sick days. I used them all when I sprained my ankle in January. Brett says I need a doctor’s note to get paid leave. You know, to make sure I’m not capitalizing on the paranoia to dodge shifts. He doesn’t want to set a precedent. Problem is, I can’t afford the bill. Sure, it’s not a 100k heart attack bill. But $175 for a checkup is almost half a week’s pay. I know I need to self-quarantine. But, I don’t have any savings. I can’t pay rent if I don’t go out and make rent money. You know what I need to do. But, I’m not sure I have the stomach to do it.

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If my wife reads this we’ll never leave the house again.

Fucccckkkk

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totallylesbians

Gal Gadot kisses Kate Mckinnon on SNL

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mkinnon

you can see the exact moment kate remembers she’s meant to be acting

SHE FUCKING KISSED BACK IN THE THIRD ONE

MY VAGINA JUST FELL OFF

oh she definitely kissed back the whole time but the third gif is when gal slipped her tongue in her mouth and i had a heart attack

But listen this is a face of a woman who felt everything and had spiritual revelation

accurate

My phone is crashing from all the gay

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katemckinnonisbae

I’ve reblogged this so many times and i have no regrets