forever basic

*complains about being tired* * doesn’t sleep until 3am*

HORROR MOVIE ADS ON YOUTUBE THAT U CANT SKIP

98% of my life is ????? with a little ¿¿¿¿¿

do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences

i want a shirt that says “eat or die” because at first it sounds rebellious but its just a reminder

"I PUT THE FUN IN FUNERAL" I yell as I surf down the church steps on your grandma’s casket

"I PUT THE FUN IN FUNERAL" I yell as I surf down the church steps on your grandma’s casket

*opens blog* title: welcome peasants *closes blog*

what if websites had closing hours

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

EVERYONE I FOLLOW ARE CUTIES AND EVERYONE WHO FOLLOWS ME ARE CUTIES WOW IF UR READING THIS UR A CUTIE WOWOWOW CUTIES

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

hey look over there *unfollows you and runs away*

Mobile blogging a.k.a only reblogging text posts because none of the pictures load

i don’t want to need someone to feel happy.

who would name their kid zoey 101 

when you see someone you hate try to talk to your friend

i dont ignore your snapchats because i hate you, i ignore them because i hate me