*complains about being tired* * doesn’t sleep until 3am*
HORROR MOVIE ADS ON YOUTUBE THAT U CANT SKIP
98% of my life is ????? with a little ¿¿¿¿¿
do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences
i want a shirt that says “eat or die” because at first it sounds rebellious but its just a reminder
"I PUT THE FUN IN FUNERAL" I yell as I surf down the church steps on your grandma’s casket
"I PUT THE FUN IN FUNERAL" I yell as I surf down the church steps on your grandma’s casket
*opens blog* title: welcome peasants *closes blog*
what if websites had closing hours
i am the human version of the first piece of bread
EVERYONE I FOLLOW ARE CUTIES AND EVERYONE WHO FOLLOWS ME ARE CUTIES WOW IF UR READING THIS UR A CUTIE WOWOWOW CUTIES
hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe
hey look over there *unfollows you and runs away*
Mobile blogging a.k.a only reblogging text posts because none of the pictures load
i don’t want to need someone to feel happy.
who would name their kid zoey 101
when you see someone you hate try to talk to your friend
i dont ignore your snapchats because i hate you, i ignore them because i hate me
When people say “IM CRYING” are you really crying?(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
When people saying “IM SCREAMING” are you really screaming?(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
When people say “THEY GIVE ME LIFE” do they really give you life?(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
When people say “LOL” are you really LOLing?(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


