David Szymanski is like the funniest game developer I have seen I swear
Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions
I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.
Happy Pride Month 2022!!!
Faust the Crow loves you even more than she did last year!
Happy Pride Month!
Faust the Crow loves you even more than she did the last 2 years!
no fucking shot if i pass out on my farm its between me and my fucking crops. if i decide to work my ass to the bone and pass out in the dirt then thats MY business. why you on my fucking land raiding my pockets dragging my ass to bed? Who ASKED. charging me a grand as if i i even asked for medical attention no shot no shot
sillywafflefries
I AM SO ANGRY AMETHYST IS RESISTENT TO THE OCCASIONAL BATH BUT THE GEODE CRUST CERTAINLY ISN’T LITERALLY MINERALS BREAKING DOWN BY BEING PULVERIZED WITH HOT WATER IS HOW GEODES FUCKING CRYSTALIZES IN THE FIRST PLACE AND YOUR TAKING A GEODE THAT BIG AND TURNING IT INTO THE PERMANANT WATER CONTAMINATE AND BACTERIAL CESS POOL THAT IS A SINK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU NEVER GONNA USE TOOTHPASTE OR FUCKING SOAP SO IT DOESN’T EAT A HOLE THRU THE BOTTOM OF YOUR FUCKING SINK YOU GODDAMN GOON WHY DON’T YOU JUST MAKE A STOVE OUT OF CARDBOARD OR A DOOR OUT OF TISSUE PAPER??? WHY DONT YOU MAKE PIPES OUT OF FUCKING SMARTIES CANDY OR TABLE LEGS OUT OF PLAY DOUGH FUCK YOU BUDDY IF I WALKED INTO A PLACE AND HAD TO CLEAN A BATHROOM AND SAW THAT SHIT I WOULD BREAK YOUR FUCKING SKULL OPEN WITH A STEEL PIPE
I’m guessing you’re a geologist?
why do movies keep doing this shot where the hero has a dead wife and they do a flash back where they are ethereally under a white sheet together, it's really weird. it's like the wilheim scream of dead fictional wives
It's the traditional Dead Wife Dutch Oven
Anonymous asked:
should clown cock be called clock
Clowns don’t actually have human genitalia. If one clown sprays seltzer on a pie and throws it at another clown a new clown appears in a field somewhere.
cool how this is the website I use as my primary social media platform
it feels like i was trying to give op a gentle fist bump and accidentally punched them through several buildings instead
when i first saw this i thought the kittens were the lawyers
*covered in blood & in visible distress* i just need to write a list
You need a degree in obscure internet history to fully understand why it's called a rickroll.
You say "just" like the following text isn't entirely incomprehensible to anybody not already familiar with obscure internet lore.
I've been online since 2000. I do not know what any of this means. I know "moot" means "mutual" these days, but judging from how old rickroll is, I bet "moot" didn't mean "mutual" back then because "moot = mutual" is actually a Tumblr thing.
take this w a grain of salt i could be wrong but iirc:
-4chan moderator named moot created a word filter that turned all instances of the word “egg” to the word “duck” in the mid 2000s (2005? 6?)
-in a thread discussing egg rolls, this created the term “duck roll”. someone posted a picture of a duck in roller skates in response to this.
-links to the “duckroll” image were used similarly to rickrolling now
-the rest is pretty understandable
[ID: A comment from kaiasky, reading “isn't it just moot s/egg/duck -> duckrolls -> duckroll image -> 'rolling' becomes a synonym for fake links -> rickroll'd”. End ID.]
Close enough.
Moot is the creator and owner of 4chan (which he created when he was 15), not just a moderator.
And the duck roll isn’t wearing roller skates, it’s got monster truck wheels
I still don’t understand why the filter changing egg to duck came about.
I fucking love etymology
