forgot to post these here. tears of the kingdom+long term nuclear waste storage warnings
reblogging now that the game is real!
no genuinely oceanblr would be so fun. the bloggers long for the sea and - oh shit what's t [is enveloped by the waves]
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Community Pool: Is water wet?
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what the kelp are you guys on.
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decade 23 off the South African coast ... they ain't find me yet but when they do they're gonna be real surprised
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its so quiet here .. nobody. no friends?
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We can be friends. come closer
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group of friends & i just won a battle against a whale, got a trophy (real)
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No you didn't. No you did not. There's literally zero possible chance of this happening, regardless of how many other shrimp were with you because that is Logistically. Impossible. This is so fake oh my fucking cod
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ok. group of friends & i sitting inside a whales mouth, about to be krilled (real)
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suuuuuper tired of all the negativity. can we have some appreciation for the "ugly" and "scary" fishes already? thank u blobfish, thank u viperfish, thank u goblin sharks, thank u everyone else who is socially isolated bc of how they look!! ur awesome!!
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human slang is so boring. what the hell is a "fridge". what's a "stove". oh, you have a "microwave"? i see 10 meter tall waves every day. loser.
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but they were right about "tubular", you can't deny it
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yes i absolutely can. "tubular"? are you kidding me? any fry on the sandbar could come up with that one. "tubular" is the word you would use to describe a coral and nothing else. it's lame. you have the linguistical taste of a tongue parasite.
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say that to my beak you coward
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maybe i WILL
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holy shit, those fish are fighting! mary get the camera!
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GET THE WHAT?
If I was filthy rich I'd buy so much art all the time. Not like old famous garbage but like Id have a whole room full of prints from different online artists. And comissions from every artist I see like, oooh you're style is neat can I please put it on my wall.
Not just like 2d art but craftman stuff too. Like yo you carved this spoon out of driftwood??? I'll take two and I'll pay in cash so you can dodge taxes if you want.
Me, plunking Stinky Bastard Man’s carrier on the counter: hi he’s here for shots and a nail trim and he’ll need to be sedated
Nurse: Are you sure? We can try-
Me: he needs to be sedated
Nurse: Well, it’ll take longer-
Me: he needs to be sedated, he will try to rip your face off
Nurse: Well we’ll try without first and we’ll let you know if we need to sedate
Me, watching her carry him away: you will need to sedate him
Nurse, coming back 10 minutes later clutching her hand: so, we will need to sedate him
Me:
A man with 3 caution stickers on his med file
Since this post blew up and people have asked for this villain’s record, here are some of Stinky Bastard Man’s more heinous crimes:
- Screamed so loudly with such unbridled fury the one time he wasn’t sedated at the vet that he caused a little girl in the waiting room to burst into tears
- Ripped an escape hole in the patio screen door in a single night
- Snuck into the garage overnight where he managed to pull down his massive food bag from the top shelves, ripped it open and ate so much he couldn’t/wouldn’t move when we found him in the morning
- Learned how to open the laundry cabinet to sleep on the clean towels
- Learned how to open doors, thus allowing the dog to follow in after who then eats from the trash
- Bats off anything on our windowsills that gets in the way of his sitting. Current succulent casualty count: 4
- Thankfully cannot open the bedroom door due to rusty mechanisms, but managed to slip in one night when it wasn’t fully closed. Jumped down from my windowsill squarely onto my stomach, leaving me to bolt awake screaming from the blow and convinced I was under attack
- Tricked me into loving him forever anyway
Ripped an escape hole
in the patio screen door
in a single night
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
oh my god he’s THIS Stinky Bastard Man!!!!
the stinky bastard man, the stinky bastard myth, the stinky bastard legend
imagine this is how you learn your real name is R2D2
I’m in the woods placing cardboard cutouts of morels in the leaf litter to trick and bamboozle people
I’m about to ruin someone’s whole life
Scamp
tee hee hee hee hee
intersex animals r not nonbinary animals they r intersex animals hhow many times do wwe have to do rhis
i dont know how to explain to you that referring to any living creature wwirh mixed sex characteristics as “true nonbinary” is harmful to bboth intersex ppl and nonbinary ppl
people say "gender is a social construct" and then claim intersex animals are obviously nonbinary. you just put "gender is what's in your pants" in a new font.
my psychiatrist: lowering the drop count and starting this new medication will probably give you some anxious symptoms; you should treat those with a bit of xanax if needed
me: ok!
me, a few days later: omg why do I feel this bad? time to ignore all responsibilities and play zelda
was originally gonna go with "dog" but decided to go for a longer word with more "reasonable" mispronunciations instead, but that ended up backfiring and now like half the people on this post think i actually pronounce it like this. guess you could say it was a bit of a. a b. it was a
it was a bit of a self-own
READING COMPREHENSION QUESTIONS
- why might op have said that she wanted to choose a word with "more 'reasonable' mispronounciations"? what could the quotes around "reasonable" indicate? why did she say mispronunciations instead of pronounciations?
- op writes that the post "backfired" and now "half the people on this post think i actually pronounce it like this." what might the word "backfired" mean in this context?
- what words could "self-own" sound similar to, and how could that relate to the rest of the post?
Come get your healthy dose of Kelloggs asthma cigarettes
Oh, worm?
probably gonna stay largely away from tumblr to avoid spoilers, i only just got to the first surface town
Jose's been playing and i just wanted to watch him start to see his reactions then i was like okaaaay I'll go get us tacos brb, get back, he's made this
that is a 9 plank bridge that he's been carrying around the island getting from place to place
he wrote that
un* passa il pomeriggio a stare dietro al pane e poi sua madre lo sforna ancora mezzo crudo perché non riesce ad aspettare 10 minuti per riscaldare la sua cena cucinata 3 giorni fa
Mantua
c.1709-1710
England or the Netherlands
Royal Ontario Museum (Object number: 973.214)














