Jordan

this pic here its so funny like..

girl your boyfriend its voiding new york its not the time to yearn. STAND UP!

red string

Has someone done this yet

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

comes across a funny cum joke on the internet, takes a bite of my turkey leg and whips my jewel encrusted wine chalice around while bellylaughing

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

woe Carnivàle Lecroux gang be upon yee

another piece i did for the bunny boy zine :3 office halloween party

True freedom.

Very true but why does this jpeg look like the fever dream of a dying man

my parents trying to get ahold of me in 1998

this is gonna enter my vocabulary for sure

thinking about that damn kiss between art and patrick. GOD. !!!!!! they were going at it hardddd nghmmmmm…….. so aggressive n passionate FUCK! art’s pink wet lips crashing into patrick’s all desperately, patrick’s tongue ! both of them wanting to consume the other.. i’m dizzzzzyyyyy 😵‍💫

compilation

who is telling men that having gray in their hair is ugly. why are they fucking lying

who is telling women that having gray in their hair is ugly!!!!!!! why are they fucking lying!!!!!!!

i’m your hoodlum, your little j.d.

queer as in gay but also queer as in unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

queer as in gay but also queer as in blonde