Love Is For Children.

Y/N: We’re going mattress shopping.

Natasha: You know, once we get it, we’re gonna have to break it in.

Y/N: Oh, I hear what you’re saying. Mattress trampoline.

Natasha:

Y/N: Wait, no. You were talking about sex.

Natasha: I hate you.

Y/N: Okay then, have an enemies to lovers arc with me.

y/n: I DON'T GET ON MY KNEES FOR NO MAN

nat: *raises an eyebrow* is that right kotenok?

y/n: 100%

carol: i see

yelena: fair *shrugs*

y/n: but for a woman......

y/n:

maria: yes?

y/n: STILL NO YOU THINK IMMA BOUTA GET THESE $54.99 JEANS FU^^ED UP? *turns around to walk out of the room* YOU GOTTA BE OUT OF YOUR MIND

wanda: knees. now.

y/n: yes ma'am *drops to their knees*

Y/N, to Natasha: Please. Please kiss me again!

Y/N: I promise I won’t say “poggers” afterwards this time.

Wanda : “ This will be your only warning. “

Me :

“You break the rules and become the hero. I do it and become the enemy… that doesn’t seem fair.”

If she murders anyone then I’m sorry but it’s warranted

"wanda's evil" "wanda held a town captive" "wanda hurt people :(" respectfully who CARES shes not a real life person. if i want to love my silly little magic hot lady i can love my silly little magic hot lady. she is a GIRLBOSS and i literally Do Not care about "morals" bc she DOESN'T EXIST

this is giving me “housewife having lunch at the country club w/her friends waiting to go home to rail the babysitter into the next universe” vibes 🧎‍♀️

ah the indescribable sensation when it’s late at night and you get off facetime with someone you care abt and your stomach is replaced by a vast pit of emptiness <3

*After Natasha asks Y/N out*

Y/N: Wait, you want to be in a relationship with me?

Natasha: Um, yeah.

Y/N: The thing that killed Romeo and Juliet?

Natasha: “Zemo”? Sounds like a creep.

Steve: You can’t judge someone based on their name.

Natasha: Sure you can. “Natasha”. Cool name, cool girl.

Natasha, points at Bruce: “Bruce”… I rest my case.

(Bonus)

Natasha, pointing at Y/N: “Y/N”. Someone I’d like to be on.

Y/N: What?

for the anon who said please 💕

Meet Lady Hellbender: leader of the Hellraisers, queen of Seknarf Nine and monster collector. ⇁ Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy (October 26th, 2021)

I'm afraid

GIFTOBER 2021.  (+ @mcuchallenge ) Day 30 →Affectionate.

reblog for something very lgbt to happen to you on nov 5th

DOJA CAT dancing at her birthday party

i'm going to be the first slut to survive a horror movie

i'm going to be the first slut in a horror movie with a kill count