love me more
yuri is when there’s themes and motifs and yaoi is when there’s two blokes who do fuck all. if you reblog this you love trans people
Walk into the club purse first
I love being handled with care and gentleness, I deserve nothing less
This is not my beautiful house. Deez are not my beautiful nuts.
i gave my bf this cute hickey at the park this morning
his tits were so soft and warm i can still feel em in my mouth<3
human-pets
Reblog this if I can ask you a whole bunch of inappropriate questions.
i’m a FAGGOT and a WHORE
I sell BAGUETTES at the STORE
everybody wants to rule the world
“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.
you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.
i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.
demonsdicksandropes
Oh so you think I’m hot? Let’s have a homoerotic fist fight about it
do you ever sabotage your own free time? like wtf is that about? i want to play this game or read or do something specific but instead i will just stare out the window or scroll mindlessly???
ok i’ve washed my hair and put on a big t shirt there is no mental illness in this body
