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Yeah my kids loved baby rabbits until they grow up and tried to claw your eyes out

furbies have forward-facing eyes. they are predators.

this is not news

I just realized it says furbies and not furries

there r real teens out there who think discovering nirvana is a special achievement 

isnt that kinda the whole point of buddhism

I found this Youtube channel run by a Japanese chef and it’s actually better than porn? First all all his cinematography is off the charts. Youtube videos have no business looking that good. Second of all, everything he makes looks SO TASTY, and he explains the recipes in such a simple, soothing, manner. Third off all, he does this all while his two adorable kitties watch??? Like… they are so intent on what hes doing but they never run around or hop on the counter???? He has a stool for them to sit on as he makes his recipes Im gunna die

Look at this and tell me it isnt the best thing on youtube

he and his (American) wife have a youtube vlogging channel all about being an international couple and they have thREE CATS THAT HE COOKS WITH

You should see the video where he restores a knife…

Incorrect, he has two cats he cooks with, Haku and Nagi. If Poki were permitted into the kitchen when Jun cooked, he would immediately throw himself into the pan, determined to eat whatever was in it.

Poki is my favorite cat. uwu

poki sounds like my cat jasper

how did he film such a lovely video by candlelight? i’m impressed! also it’s so restful, and he has beautiful hands, and the kitties are so cute. it made my morning. thank you for sharing.

Poki is actually in his newest video:

My terrible trash cat finally graduates to being in cooking videos <3 Im so proud of him <3

Aaaaand he’s banned again.

Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.

this is my favorite thing

I will never not reblog this.

American Psycho (2000) dir. Mary Harron

who hurt the americans

It’s pretty hilarious because after superbowl the whole internet is flooded with American football memes and half time show gifs and “Beyonce is flawless” all over my dash but when an entire continent does a fun contest, they flip their shit

Basically.

Also, have you seen Tumblr - or the entirety of English speaking internet for that matter - the fourth of July? So please stop pretending you only flood Tumblr with US-centric “serious business” Tumblr. Everyone knows that’s not true at all. 

lmfao we’re white now? I thought Italians, Spaniards, Greeks, Israelis and people from the Balkans were not white according to Tumblr

Originally posted by moviewhorexo

*cracks knuckles*

I cannot spend one minute on this blogging site without American culture, shows, music, politics and standards being violently shoved down my throat, and I’m sure it’s the same for my fellow non-American bloggers.  

Everyday, Americans want to teach us about our own history and culture, and forcefully demand us to apply their racial standards to our continent. 

If we write posts about European issues, they can only reach a maximum of 500 notes, because god forbid Americans caring about something that isn’t about them, and we never manage to spread the awareness those issues deserve. 

But for three days out of 365 we have this event that is all about Europe, a harmless (well, it depends from the point of view), fun contest during which we finally feel included in this goddamn site, it’s about us, for once. 

But no, you all can’t really handle not being at the center of everyone’s attention for three days a year, so what do you do? The best thing you can do, obviously: find ridiculous ways to apply your crappy social justice. 

Talking about “whites” is already pushing your racial standards down our throats, since that expression can’t really apply to ours, and I’m still trying to understand what *your* racism has to do with the whole thing. 

Also, yes, now Southern Europeans are now magically white, we always are when it’s convenient for you. I hope you do realize that Greeks, Italians, Spaniards etc. don’t exist only when you need to prove your point. 

And I’m not even going to discuss this topic further, I’m tired, and your US-centric brains can’t process the existence of people who don’t fit into your black/white dichotomy anyway. 

This is making Americans angry, keep reblogging.

“I hope all european whites die at this point” 

Imagine being so self-absorbed that you only tolerate American things being talked about. I kind of wish Eurovision was aired every evening to piss off specifically that one person.

Anyone remember that “Slavs are POC because they have been oppressed by evil Western Europeans but are White at any other time” discourse ?? Because it fucking haunts me every time

Untitled by Jorge Gomez de Oliveira ~ Sweet Dreams beautiful friends ♥

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#me

This is my favorite post ever to exist ever

consider yourself #blocked.

*wraps around significant other’s body* this is my home! this is where i live!

you could take me on a date anywhere and i’d be happy. like it could be the movie theater. or watching a movie at your house. fuck you could take me outside and we could look at clouds or climb trees i do not care as long as we hold hands or something at some point

Kit Harington / Jon Snow

If I were to ever write any kind of urban/modern magic story, the one piece of worldbuilding that would be non-negotiable for me would be the background presence of a public broadcasting show that is an almost exact replica of The Joy of Painting, but instead it’s The Joy of Summoning.

Just half-hour installments teaching you some different techniques for summoning monsters, malevolent spirits, and even minor demigods, in a gentle and instructional way.  There’s a warlock with a fro and a soft voice encouraging you that, contrary to what people think, you don’t have to spend half your life in mage school to summon a demon; all you need is the right tools, a little practice, and a nightmarish vision in your heart.  You don’t need to be cursed by a dark entity upon birth: anyone can do it!

“Now, let’s make a happy little blood circle on the floor, just like this.  Don’t think about it, don’t measure it out.  Doesn’t have to be perfect, it just has to be big enough to hold the hell portal later on.  Once we’ve done that we can add some black candles right here, all around it.  Look at that!  See how easy that is?”

“We always use the same materials, every week.  The names of the items you’ll need for this particular ritual are gonna appear right there at the bottom of the screen.  If you want to, you can perform a summoning right along with us, or just relax and watch for now.”

“Remember that this is your world, in your world you can create anything that you desire.” (I didn’t even make that one up that is just a straight-up quote from The Joy of Painting)

“Make sure you don’t mix that graveyard dirt and blood of an innocent too much, otherwise you’re gonna lose that texture which is so important.  See how I’ve done it just here?  You want it to be still be clumpy when you smear it on the mirror. Juuuust like that.  Perfect.”