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Hey, Ya Few Here

@swiftwolf29

Doing my best. 🥰mysterious🦇guardian of secrets💤i will curse death

'can i copy your homework?'

'yeah just don't make it obvious'

ID: a comparison betwen the mobile twitter and new tumblr menu layouts. They look almost exactly the same with the twitter/tumblr logo at the top followed by: home, explore, notifications/activity, and messages. After that the exact menu options are different but still similar. End ID

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bethesda announces remastered version of morrowind that changes nothing titled The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind® Melee Characters Still Need Agility That's Why You're Missing That's Why You Keep Fucking Missing Also Stop Spamming At Low Fatigue Edition

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Yes Luck Affects All Internal Dicerolls But It Is Not An Effective Replacement For Actually Building A Character Who Reflects The Type Of Gameplay You Desire would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

Naming my first-born Stop Releasing The Attack Button As Soon As You Press It, Damage Is Not A Random Dice Roll But Instead Determined By How Long You Keep The Attack Button Pressed Before Releasing, No Wonder You Keep Complaining Online That You Quit Two Hours In Because Every Enemy Takes Forever To Kill, You Keep Doing 1-Damage Attacks with Your 1-36 Damage Axe Of Course Every Enemy's Gonna Take Forever To Kill Like That

ohhhh it just now occurred to me that knives probably meant for wolfwood’s “betrayal” of vash to be like, the last straw for vash’s love for humanity. wear him down with the cruelty of the gung ho guns and then give the finishing blow- “surprise! the guy who protected you and made you think he cared about you was only doing it on my orders, humans are all heartless animals and they can never really love you (like I do),” etc etc etc

but like joke’s on you buddy! first off, wolfwood is just not subtle at all, vash knew he was sus from the start & still embraced him thorns and all 🤷 secondly it turns out humans *can* love selflessly, & your guy’s love for your brother eclipsed his fear of you within like 5 minutes of meeting him. whoops!!!!

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And it's also funny because he's like "Humans are selfish and cruel and they hunt us like animals" but he has to MAKE the humans do this in order to prove his point,, like send the gung ho guns after Vash, put up his first bounty, send Wolfwood to betray him, like man?? That's not how it works, it's as stupid as claiming that alcohol is actually good for your health and then paying a bunch of scientists yourself so they can falsely prove your point,,, you're not proving a point you're just bending reality to your own perception of it

ok ok the "shang qinghua likes to call binghe his son meanwhile luo binghe has no idea who the fuck shang qinghua is" is funny and all but have we considered

desperately clingy post svsss-canon binghe who wants nothing to do with tianlang-jun discovers that shang qinghua thinks of him as a beloved son and decides that interrupts-time-with-shizun-hamster-man good actually he accepts the offer, new dad! regardless of what anyone else has to say about it

meanwhile tianlang-jun just wants to know what the fuck mobei-jun's hamster man has that he doesn't

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If I can recommend you do 1 low-effort thing for the love of God it is this:

Keep 5 cards in your pocket. One will say "yes", the second will say "no."

If you lose your voice, or lose speech, or want to make a dramatic embellishment at the right time, it is an elegant and efficient solution that is right there at hand.

But what if people question you from there? "Why do you have that card? Why would you do this? How long have you had that in your pocket?" For this, or whatever else they say, the third card: "I don't have a card for that."

"What the fuck," they ask. They laugh. They are bemused. You bring the energy back down with the fourth card: "I have laryngitis. I've lost speech. My throat hurts". Whatever you expect to occur.

The joke is over. Rule of threes. Now they are curious. YThey wonder about logistics. "How did you know I would say that? Is everyone so predictable?"

As a three-part bit, nobody ever sees the fifth card coming.

"I have powerful wizard magics."

Gets them every time

On it boss!!

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[id: a set of 5 UNO cards upon which has been written, "Yes", "no", "I don't have a card for that", "can't talk right now 😢", and "I have powerful wizard magics 🙂". End id]

THIS SHOW IS SO PURE!

It’s worth noting that Kenneth spent the entire episode making the game (and the subsequent fight) as inclusive as possible for JJ and his disabled friends (all of whom were played by disabled actors/actresses).

BONUS:

Bonus #2

Of course I had to show the best part:

This is basically what my physical therapist had me do for my back problems last year and it helped with the pain so much! Also walk for at least thirty minutes a day, even if it's just in small chunks throughout the day.

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Here’s a video so you can hear the water and the thrushes. I took it for you because you couldn’t be there. <3

Ruby Bridges is 68. This is not ancient history. Not even close.

I know Ruby. She's a really nice person. The idea that they would try and write what she did as a girl out of history is shocking to me on so many levels, the simplest of which is just, but don't they know how lovely she is?

68 is not that old. She’s only been getting social security for three years.

Here she is.

I wonder how loudly Conservatives would scream if she were interviewed today.

CGI animators should unionize next. normally, their jobs would be too precarious to strike, since studios would replace them without a second thought, but if it's part of this larger general film strike, they might finally have meaningful power to better their working conditions

if CGI animators unionized, it would kill the MCU. straight up. the the entire business model is built on exploiting CGI animators

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THEY ARE TRYING!!!!! SIGN THE PETITION TO GET THE DISNEY ANIMATORS' UNION RECOGNIZED

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this petition is from IATSE (union), btw! it actually has credibility, unlike most change.org/etc petitions! please sign it!!