wheres the national holiday for loser girls who've never experienced love

forever SCREAMING about this parallel and it’s certain implications!!!!!

bein able to reblog posts of deleted tumblr accounts is absolutely the best feature here

its feels like dragging a corpse around through a bacchanal along with its legacy

in pain from laughing at this fucking video

yall ever be losing your fucking mind but chilling at the same time

traffic sign: NO U TURN

me: no, U turn ;)

reblog this to give me a nice firm slap on my ass

looking at penises on my phone again

Can I get a dick pic with your boxers on and one without them on? Can I also get 3 different pics of your balls any position. Also, can i get just a normal pic of your dick where it’s hard and one where it's soft. Can i get a picture of you jerking yourself? Can i

as a men’s tits supporter

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one time at h&m i thought a guy was a mannequin so i started feeling the material of his coat and i screamed when he moved and we were both really freaked out

me: *is born*

me: I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be a part of,

i love when math teachers put question marks on my tests cause i’m just like yeah same