hello gay relatives

part ii of very real gallavich dialogue from Shameless

see i feel like mickey would be GREAT and doing anything if he had comprehensive directions. like cooking or baking or putting shit together. thats not the problem. his brain can look at the diagrams and shit and totally understand how to put together a björkallebegbœrn. the PROBLEM is getting him to actually LOOK AT THE FUCKING DIRECTIONS. he thinks hes sooo smart and can do everything without a manual and hes very much like "fuck the tools this came with/requires! i can use my penknife its just as good as an actual screwdriver and its right here we dont even need to get up!!!" ian has to walk away at one point because he cant watch mickey struggle to put a wooden peg in a hole like a 2 year old any longer. but hey give mickey a break hes most definitely NOT sober!!

hehe yea they definitely get distracted several times. by the time theyre done its 1am and they have like. 7 little screws left over and its definitely leaning to the left a lot so ian takes it upon himself to dismantle the really shit parts and doesnt give mickey an option and micromanages everything by confiscating the knife and reading the instructions out loud. yes theyve been shirtless this whole time why are you surprised. this is their HOME its their HUMBLE ABODE they can wear whatever the FUCK they want!!!!

for christmas he buys mickey a swiss army knife

where the FUCK are MY gallavich asks. also unrelated but why the FUCK would they move the tags button and put a content warning options there instead im gonna be accidentally labeling all my shit as Mature and Drug and Alcohol Addiction for the rest of time

yall have fucking GOT to stop liking and rbing sweetperversiongirl its literally all ai art. and it sucks