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THE THING FROM ANOTHER WORLD (1951)

the entire staff at arby’s when i come back for the fifth time that day

I need everyone to know that the ship Götheborg, the world's largest ocean-going wooden sailing ship, answered a distress call the other day.

Imagine waiting for the coast guard or whatever to show up and instead a replica of 18th century merchant ship pulls up and tows you to the coast.

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Hey op, there are people on here who don’t know what a B-side is

That doesn't seem like something I would have jurisdiction over

Christ this is so fucking cool

I haven't been able to stop thinking about this. There's so much going on here. I genuinely love the conception of gender as mystic autodeism. Gender as divine microcosm. Gender as Great Work. It's gnostic, it's alchemical, it's got notes of bacchanalian worship of the body and the inherent magic of self-discovery. This but unironically.

Shoutout to transphobes for thinking gender is this fucking badass

What's the quote? "God blessed me by making me transsexual for the same reason God made wheat but not bread and fruit but not wine, so that humanity might share in the act of creation."

breaking: lil nas x to rebrand as lil nas twitter

The Flying Dutchman, by Michael Zeno Diemer (1867- 1939)

i’ve come to a conclusion

hang on one second

here we go

obsessed w this. the fact that brennan is quite literally speechless.

This is the funniest addition to this post

I’m pleased to inform you that after this clip ends, Brennan immediately goes off script trying to estimate how long this took.

my dad always says "it's not trespassing if you're not planning to do anything bad" which as a legal argument wouldn't get far but as a moral prerogative is completely sound

officer i am literally just in a location

o/ <- person waving

o7 <- person saluting

ol <- person raising hand

o1 <- person scratching head

\o> <- person stretching

\o/ <- woohoo!

<o> <- EXTREME STRESS, LIKE "OH FUCK OH SHIT" STRESS

I interpret <o> as this

<o> ∆ <- Levitating Pizza

Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-

Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me

My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten

Unmute !

Translation request by @unbridled. English added by me :)

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compilation

Teach me too!!!

i cannot emphasize enough how much elon musk is very much not killing twitter on purpose. he is not that smart. you are giving him too much credit. he makes cars that melt. a few weeks ago a billionaire imploded several other billionaires and himself in the ocean because of this same brand of born-rich brainworms. destroying a social media site because of a petty, long held grudge over his paypal co-founders not letting him rename that to "X" is not a stretch.

Somebody made a Steam game where you can really play the fake games from those mobile game ads