What pleases u in bed?
me: ok im gonna sit down and read this book with no distractions
me two minutes later:
When your teacher tries to give homework on a Friday
White people get so angry when they’re presented with the truth.
That moment when a single scene in a Bollywood film educates you about the reality of American politics.
does anyone know the name of this film?
An B….
clearly he originally had “an A” and then decided that was asking too much
True
Dude missed the entirety of Obama. He went straight from bush to Trump, this poor man
i love the implication here that he doesn’t usually exist in the real world
He doesn’t.
this image clearly isn’t in america but it gives off a strong midwestern energy
every friend group has a furry. if none of your friends are furries, it’s probably you
Someone: I’d love to read some of your writing some time
Me, who never gets anything finished:

If you haven’t seen the .gif
How you miss the most important part



