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Kay | 24 | she/they
I’ve been nerfed by inscryption brainworms; currently in love with a evil microwave
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"Stop saying 15 year olds with weird interests are cringe, they're 15" this is true however you should also stop saying adults with weird interests are cringe because who gives a shit

To wit:

I want to share some wisdom from my high school art teacher.

In my AP Art class, there was a girl who was just starting to experiment with mixed media. At this point she was still playing around, trying to decide what direction she wanted to go with her portfolio. So one critique day, she brought in an abstract canvas with some rhinestone highlights and painted and real peacock feathers. She loved sparkles and peacock feathers so she thought she’d try introducing them a *little*. And after everyone had given some input, the teacher gave her his advice, VERY roughly paraphrased here:

“So here’s the thing… I do not like this style. These are just elements that do not speak to me personally, but I see that you like them, and you’re doing interesting things with them.

“My biggest critique is, I only merely *dislike* this piece. I want you to make me HATE it. Go crazy with the things that you like. Don’t hold back trying to make it palatable to people like me. Because I am NEVER going to like it. And if the audience does not like it, it should drive them crazy seeing how much YOU love it.”

Her portfolio was chock full of neon colors and glitter and rhinestones and splashes of peacock feathers and it was a delight. Our teacher despised every piece lol, but she got great marks and I think even won some awards. And more importantly, she was happy and proud of the results. Because she didn’t limit herself by trying to appeal to people who were never going to enjoy what she enjoyed.

Takeaway here: be as cringe as you want. Don’t limit yourself based on other ppl’s tastes. They’re not you, and you are incredible 💕

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The audacity of people calling my boy Shadow the token straight friend 😩

( Traced official art cause I wanted to give him a wee makeover 😘)

i wish i was  abigfoot scientist making bigfoot bucks being interviewed on netflix documentaries about disappearances in americas national parks (bigfoots done it)

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Bigfoot is actually Cain from the bible, that’s why everyone wants to fuck him.

BELIEF INCORPORATED

Cat spit that out it’s Mormon

BELIEF UNINCORPORATED

i can't believe watcher stands tall despite the fact that ryan and shane are going through a divorce. waystar royco could never achieve what they did

divorced called off, friendship back on, company thriving. waystar royco could never

obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"

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Man I hope today’s twitter thing is just temporary because otherwise that site is fucking cooked.

Y’all see the shit he pulled today? You can only load like 300-600 tweets a day before Twitter completely locks you out of reading any new posts or making searches for a whole ass like 24hours I guess

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Yeah these numbers he’s giving are bogus, I logged into my main acc and maybe scrolled my tl for 3 minutes + clicked on a few different tweets and I was already locked out. I think this is a cap on how many tweets just load for you at a given time in general so if you open a thread with a boatload of comments you just get fucking vaporized instantly

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lmfao everyone’s skeddadling onto bluesky so fast their servers are exploding and they had to disable signups. amazing

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bluesky also allows hate groups on their platform, sadly...

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oh my fucking god they have a racism level switch

GUYS SO THIS BRAND ONKYO IS DOING AN OSOSAN COLLAB TO MAKE WIRELESS MATSU EARBUDS AND THEY HAVE CUSTOM MATSU VOICE LINES FOR STUFF LIKE BLUETOOTH AND I DIDN’T THINK IT WAS WORTH TRANSLATING UNTIL I READ KARA’S LINES anyways i did some translations for everyone to enjoy! ALSO KARA’S POSE IS SO CUTE IM SCREAMING YELLING HIS LITTLE HIP THRUST IM CRYING

idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it