my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine
you need to discipline your child. port is a horrible choice for the main course and wildly clashes with a rich béarnaise.
dude hes three….
bumblespam-hdd
And uncultured. Get a new child
our downstairs neighbor has a motion activated doorbell camera and recently made a snip on how we come home with takeout all the time and commented on our spending habits (its not btw. its people giving us leftovers and groceries)
so now that i know she watches the footage daily of the hallway we have to walk through to get to our room i make sure to deliberately stop in front of the camera and show her everything we get like a makeup/skincare influencer
today i went to a gardening ceremony for my deceased loved one to show support and won a porcelain chicken at bingo with 40 something old ladies
^ pov recreation you are my downstairs neighbor getting a load of my awesome fucking chicken
she saw it btw and said “um…. what was the chicken about” do you not appreciate her?
Have you ever seen such audacity?
Friendly reminder that the “personal carbon footprint” was invented by oil companies to shift the blame of climate change to you, an average citizen, and away from the ones actually responsible. Remember that the ocean was literally on fire.
Everyone reblog this. Mandatory.
If you live in the US and you have a phone you need to keep secret for any reason, make sure that it is turned off at this time.
Yes, I'm doing this months in advance, and yes, my blog has very little reach, but I figure better to post about it more than less.
Please reblog and add better tags than mine, I'm bad at tags.
From The New Anecdota Americana, 1944
diversity win! this farmer is poly
The number of people in the notes who forgot/didn’t know that ‘hand’ is short for ‘farmhand’ and just assumed that the farmer for some reason had a sapient detached hand is sending me
sincerely this is the funniest paragraph I have ever read in a wiki
sun tzu once said "wwwwwwwwwwsswssswwwsssadasdsdasdsa" because he forgot he left the in-game chat box open and tried to move
‘You better not be ninth doctor green screen lightning kill yourself when i get there’
Me:
i've just had a terrible idea
i present to you the mona lisa:
ok so, for the last few hours i've been making this code that organizes the colors in drawings:
(mostly @metukika's bc her works look really dope and i don't have many like that ;_;)
and these things feel like something that would be sold as a "deconstruction of classical paintings" like the "the kiss" by Klimt, "starry night" by Van Gogh or "Girl with a pearl earing" by vermeer
i can imagine going to an art gallery and finding stuff like this, made by someone who thinks they are so so smart
Ok but this is actually phenomenally cool OP, and a terrific tool for explaining some of the weirder aspects of color theory, especially how to translate color from traditional media to digital.
I'm working on the teaching plan for a digital painting class I'm going to pitch to my illustration school, and I was wondering if you had something I could use to show this concept to the class? (In exchange for full credit and money of course)
o/ <- person waving
o7 <- person saluting
ol <- person raising hand
o1 <- person scratching head
\o> <- person stretching
\o/ <- woohoo!
<o> <- EXTREME STRESS, LIKE "OH FUCK OH SHIT" STRESS
orz <- the person is on their hands and knees, on the floor, god what happened to them
OTL <- same, but we are now closer to them (mb softly pat their back or something)
or2 <- the person is still on their hands and knees but they've got a fat ass now
Can you explain this gap in your blog history
I was employed.