queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise
I queued this like 8 months ago I’ve waited a long time for this moment

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise
I queued this like 8 months ago I’ve waited a long time for this moment
IS HE DEAD MOMMY IS HE RIGOR MORTIS DID YA KILL THE MAN WILL THEY HAVE TO BURY THE MAN MOMMY WILL THEY HAVE TO HUH MOMMY WILL THEY MOMMY WILL THEY HAVE TO HUH MOMMY
the inherent eroticism of wearing a dagger strapped to your upper thigh
normal ocean creatures: ah. viva la sea. the blue, it is harsh but it is my love. i am a magnificent creature in a magical place
the deep ocean weirdos: i don't need oxygen to survive. i haven't eaten since the fall of byzantium. i have 300 eyes on my eyeballs. its been 14000 years since I've bumped into another life form. I'll kick anything's ass. nothing can kill me not even death
My Chemical Romance is anti-war but pro-getting in a knife fight with your homoerotic rival in an alley behind a catholic church in New Jersey
damn this animal smells like kush!!!
hey does anyone have any tomato juice
Did you get sprayed by a skunk?
I dont know what a "skunk" is but this gay rat made me smell like shit
oh it totally does, but you can’t hear it because space is a vacuum and sound can’t travel through a vacuum!
and that’s a good thing,
constantly. all the time, even at NIGHT. there would be no escape.
this is simply terrifying. how do you erase knowledge please ?
NASA actually recorded the sun, if you want to hear it:
And they recorded the planets too:
so, the sun and the earth sound about how i would’ve expected, and a lot of other planets just make strong wind sounds which is perfectly reasonable but venus sounds like pure dread?!?! WHY IS SATURN SCREAMING?!? pluto isn’t bad and is actually kinda nice but it’s very strange to me too like Why Does It Do That. jupiter is super chill 10/10. pluto and jupiter need to collab i would buy that album
oh, fuck, guys, you know what this means? it means the ancient world was right about the music of the spheres.
Sun
Mercury
Venus
Earth
Mars
Jupiter
Saturn
Uranus
Neptune
Pluto
i can hear these photos and i don’t like it