thought they needed a little reminder that they still have far more to lose if they double down on this stupidity. spread the word, it seems they're... very forgetful about this.
A small collection (feel free to add):
@staff You're not very subtle.
I would climb down there like a lizard and the magma wouldn’t hurt me
#thats a pussy#and im going to#im gonna
My little sister's new boyfriend got a tattoo for her about a month ago and he wanted matching tattoos so he decided to get uh. The tattoo on her ankle of her ex boyfriend's name that she hasn't gotten covered up yet
She broke up with him but I also just got the same tattoo
OK my dad also got it
DYLAN!
It took five months but we finally convinced my stepmom to also get it
My fucking manager got it
The human affinity for memes transcends all reason
Divergent evolution in plague doctors
(I am nearly certain this has been done before but I couldn’t resist the shoebill stork doctor.)
was gonna design a fishmonger character but now they are absolutely a fishfag
I have had it with this likescolding. “Tumblr doesn’t have an algorithm so likes don’t actually do anything” motherfucker I am not clicking that heart to give some post better ~algorithmic visibility~ I am clicking that heart to help my internet friend microdose on serotonin as god fucking intended
Imagine if a hog saw this
Wouldn’t be nearly as many mushrooms is all I’m saying
I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this
[[NEWLINE]]thatguyprince
SHE WILL NEVER BE PABLO
Wait how the hell
hate how having a special interest in a character will turn u into a giggly little anime schoolgirl im like kicking my legs and squealing into a pillow and and blushing and smiling like an idiot and its like Oh yeah no this about a guy who should be in federal prison. yeah. yeah like unforgivable crimes
STOP TAGGING THIS WITH CHARACTERS WHOSE WORST CRIME IS THE MORAL EQUIVALENT OF TAX FRAUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they need to be someone that chronically online twitter users will accuse you of being immoral for liking because what they did is so awful. i will not stand for this
surely not. surely you jest
When I'm sad I think about the kitten gang. The gang wouldn't want me to be sad and I don't want to disappoint the gang. :)