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clayjokes

The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

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sanctusapparatus

GLORIOUS AMERICAN BEVERAGE, RECARBONATED OVER TEN THOUSAND TIMES

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kansascity-elffriend

That is just an atrocious sword, huh?

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cantapermeadio

Or maybe we should think twice about what we put in our bodies

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ragabond
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Reblogged

Ok so then when they make it to Egypt- oh? yeah you can cum inside, anyways when they make it to Egypt Avdol, Iggy and Polnareff encounter this guy called Vanilla Ice right

they should make a wii fit for getting jacked

Wii fuck

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peanotbotter

funny how everyone thinks something like this is low hanging fruit when inn reality it’s high flying meat

Wii shit

Dude don’t say that.

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hailtodachimp62llq437qqp31qq5yyt

come on

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invisableeyes

Wii sleep. But a good night’s sleep where you actually feel rested when you wake up.

SKELETON

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peanotbotter

SKELETON

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mrspider-deactivated20221213

every time someone points out that i speak very monotone im like im sorry i will never be your anime girlfriend i will never homph when eating bread i will never kyaa when the wind blows ill never be her why even fucking try