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Call Me Andromeda

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OMG That is so cute!!

Also the reason that the cat did this is actually because they are mirroring their owner. If their owner treats the thing (or in this case book) with respect and has made it very clear with their actions that the thing is important the cat will take notice and mirror this behavior!

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Great addition! However, this is actually because the cat is Muslim.

Item: Angeldisc; if inserted into a CD/DVD drive, anything that drive is plugged into will be purged of malware. This may sound like a limited application, but if you can find a way to interface a living being to the drive—say by a Truly Universal Connector—the disc could be used to cure mind control or even remove intrusive thoughts.

demanding a series in the same vein (heh, vein) as Dexter/Hannibal wherein a prolific serial killer plays cat & mouse with the police--except the serial killer in question is a preteen schoolgirl. this would make for compelling television due to the fact that middle school frequently causes girls to become deranged, and more media should reflect this

she hangs out at active crime scenes in a way that should be a red flag, but "evades" the police simply by merit of being in 7th grade

the one 'detective'/nemesis who is convinced she had something to do with The Murders is the classmate who sorta tried to bully her at the beginning of the school year, but then the vibes got all intense and sapphic so she backed off and has been Ignoring the Nerd she does Not have a special interest in. except then The Murders begin and she has so many Suspicions, but every time she confronts the antihero the interaction ends in accidental intimacy followed by furious blushing

the nemesis's father is an (unsympathetic) cop character who repeatedly ignores his daughter's concerns. "dad i think the weird girl in my math class is a serial killer" "that's not an excuse for failing algebra. go do your homework"

ladders are so unnecessarily deadly in limited life and it’s so incredibly funny. someone needs to compile every time someone has fallen/been pushed off a ladder and died. as a warning for all those who come after: ladders are dangerous! always obey ladder safety!

etho may be washed up, but his alter ego, ladders, is absolutely deadly...

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As more life series occur, and as more people win and therefore don’t want to win again, to give someone else a chance at the glory, what’s gonna end up happening is a bunch of players trying to hype up the most pathetic, wet paper bags, falling on their own swords for them, only for those people to die to a berry bush or something