Afghan and Proud

Snoop Dogg narrating planet earth is what the world needs

we dem boys

i need a series to be made off of this 

How Donald Trump comes up with his ideas

This is the easiest way to piss a conservative off though… Like ask for a specific source and they FLIP

Macaulay Culkin Just Revealed What Kevin McCallister Is Actually Like Today - Full video

My dad just told me that when he was my age he tripped on acid a lot and every time he tripped he found the meaning of life but by the time he was sober he had forgotten it. So, he told himself that the next time he tripped he would write it down. So he tripped again, and went and wrote it down and when he woke up he was so excited to see everything that he wrote so he went and opened the notebook and all it said was “orange juice”.

The Late Show, October 28, 2015

I’M SO DEAD RN 😭😂

IM LITTLE!!!!

Where is the video with the dude running as if he’s about to do the sickest skateboard trick, but then he just keeps running

when my POC and Latino friends invite me over for dinner

I AM SCREAMING OMFG

They finally learning to clapback!!!

@beyonslayed shut the fuck up you dumb ass nigger. Go back to the fields or I’ll fucking hang you like your ape brothers

This is so cute. You trash ass crackers have had over four hundred years and can’t even come up with updated racist jokes don’t you got a chicken in the fridge defrosting that you about to eat raw :/

I can’t wait for a black lives matter parade and the police slaughter every one. It would make the world such a better place!

Now let’s wait and see how long until you issue a fake apology, retract these posts, delete your blog, and get fired from your job since you wanna get big and bold in 2016

Tumblr user @acdcman98 is Dyllan Abston.

They work at Subway and attends Lindsey Wilson College as an accounting major in Colombia, Kentucky.

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Here’s the Subway Customer Service number. I’ve already called and put in a complaint.

1 (800) 888-4848

Here’s the contact information for the head of the Business Administration at Dylan’s college:

Linda McKinley-Grider, MPS, Chair, Division of Business & CIS Center for Entrepreneurship (270) 384-7385   griderl@lindsey.edu

Do with that information what you will.

This tea 🍵🍵🍵🍵🍵🍵

there’s a ten year old boy in my high school honors math class who speaks six different languages.

you shitheads think im fucking with you look at this little genius.

like what even

look at him discussing with our teacher and shit she has more respect for that child than me im so jealous of his like everything.

are you smarter than a fifth grader?

no I’m fucking not.

Always reblog this

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Reblog the shit out of this, ok? Everyone was acting like he was some sideshow attraction while his fifteen min of fame ran its course, and look, he’s done A Thing. He is not an idiot, he is not just some stupid kid from the projects. He got his family out, and he helped other people. I know people say things need more notes as some kind of guilt thing. But no, this needs more notes. 13k is not enough.

Didn’t he also become a kickass hairdresser and businessman? This dude is the best.

EDITED TO ADD: AND he launched a sex offender tracker app! hoooooly shit

i always thought it was weird how people were making fun of a guy who saved someone from being raped and then warned people on the news to defend themselves against rapists, like, this dude is cool as shit

I love this dude.

Mood 🔫🔫

We ALL wish it were that easy

Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Manon, Ballerina (via amargedom)

God bless you Elan, you are my hero.