lulu misses me a lot when im gone but she’s really not big on physical affection so the way she shows her love is by following me around from room to room and staring at me.
everytime I turn around I see her literally like this
this was printed on ancient paper that bordered parchment in a house I did repairs in and it scared me
i wanna get into pc building and upgrading shit in think in the next couple paychecks i might start buying new parts for my pc. knock on wood im glad she's lasted like 6 years without any major problems
the x files is funny because at the time it was “progressive” or whatever to have the ultra-rational, levelheaded character be a woman
but it’s also a show where all the fucked up alien shit actually is real, so she’s just constantly wrong about everything
What’s funny is how often they’re both wrong. Mulder will be like “the victims all had their livers scooped clean out this is obviously the aliens escalating from cattle mutilation” and Scully will be like “don’t be silly Mulder this is clearly just a serial killer who’s really good with surgical tools” and then it turns out the actual killer is an immortal sewer man who comes out ever quarterly century to feast on human liver.
“me when i lie” is the funniest way to call someone a liar the internet has cooked up thus far
can anyone tell me what kind of bird this is because he hangs around on that ledge constantly and yells at everything
i wish we had the technology to upload smells i need someone to explain what i'm smelling outside rn and why it smells like someone shat themselves