if youre here hiya

I love wood ducks, cause you hear the name and assume it must be some regular looking brown duck and then it’s this flashy ass mother fucker

Today’s bird is: This black vulture trying to hang out with my neighbor’s ducks

(Video comes from my neighbor, it hung out with them for several minutes.)

Kontent

Theres no fukin betterer way zum flyen.

sometimes you gotta have a funny little mug on standby for emergencies (need a little mood boost and a hot beverage)

I am both.

#one weird counterintuitive aspect of being asexual #is that im more open to kinky or weird shit #im not HAVING kinky or weird sex it's all theoretical

Hey @rosierugosa I hope it’s okay that I stole your tags because YES.

Because sexual desire is so weird and alien to me, personally, I find myself more accepting of weird and alien sex: I’m definitely not a monsterfucker in that I don’t wanna fuck the monster, but I fully accept and respect all monsterfucking because hey, sex in general -- straight, gay, or otherwise! -- is already so weird to me. Wanting to fuck Chad McDude down the street is just as strange to me as wanting to fuck the mothman. So my attitude is...go for it, I guess! Here’s a water bottle.

*pulls a water bottle from the cooler*

I never thought of it that way, but yeah. As a teen I was mystified at how anyone would just want to have sex with someone, like that was the goal. I understood getting off, sure, but to want to with the guy in chem class because he’s hot? Weird.

*hands over the water bottle*

Anyway, to each their own.

*gets out some orange slices*

And like, reducing hypersexuality in the queer community is an important conversation. We are more than our sexualities, all of us! Asexuals know that better than anyone. As such we should absolutely have spaces in our community where sex is de-emphasized. But for many people in the world sex is a natural part of their lives and what has, in the past, set the queer community apart is frank and open discussion of sexuality instead of shame. We should be trying to help the straight world adopt that frank openness instead of trying to assimilate into shame.

*restocks the lube counter*

*shows up 15 minutes late with a cooler full of gatorade*

Also don't forget about sex neutral and sex favorable asexuals! Asexuality, like most things, is a spectrum, and we tend to get left out of discussions regarding asexuality or boiled down to gotchas regarding ace people being in relationships with non-asexuals, but we exist and aren't any less asexual because of our decision(whatever the reasoning behind it may be) to have sex!

We are also just as tired of asexuality being used as a scapegoat for attacking kink in the queer community, since that attitude not only is bigoted bs, but it hinges on the assumption that ace people who have and enjoy sex just don't exist, which, news flash, we do!

Plus a lot of us are very kinky, just sayin', so when you support sex and kink as a natural part of the queer experience you're not just helping your fellow queer allosexuals, you're helping people within the asexual community as well!

Anyway there really are tons of reasons ace people understand why we shouldn't police what people do in the bedroom, and ace people across the spectrum don't want to nor should be used as a cover for anti-kink bullshit. It hurts us just as much as it hurts everyone else.

*passes out cups*

I guffawed out loud because THIS

*has to be someone you interact with on a frequent basis and who does not know your tumblr yet

can't believe people are complaining my adventures w superman's fresh out of college never published a single article in the daily planet and gets her bylines stolen lois lane is not as mature as the accomplished 35-45 y/o pulitzer winning chanel-suits only pre-digital media era lois lane. this is a 23 year old. this character goes home every weekend to get her laundry done. she has 50 dollars in her bank account and a quota of 10 listicles a day.

morning rush

Already obsessed with them… ☺️💕

My Adventures With Superman!

i ship Lois and Clark so hard in this show (*ﾉωﾉ)

Just this once she accidentally faceplants into his tiddies

I hope the day will come when I can watch it in Japan too…!

Yes, Superman saving cats from trees

ABSOLUTELY NAILED IT

...This version of Clark truly is a cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure.

Superman

He's cute, clumsy and hotttt

"My adventures with superman is the first show to admit Lois pegs clark"

INCORRECT

Lois and Clark the New Adventures of Superman in EPISODE 1 makes it CLEAR. this was in 1993

(this clip is 1 minute and 10 seconds long)

haven't posted on tumblr in many moons so here's a celebration sketch of my babies 🐸