this always calmed me
that piece of paper is one of the most overwhelmingly graceful things in the universe
Kinnes Cove 3673 by Bill Briggs
dont you hate when you accidentally tie one shoe tighter than the other and you have to redo your entire life?
How can Cher not be your favorite tbh
threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear
two guys at my school were caught having sex together but they said it wasnt gay because they used a condom
Seriously this isn’t even a competition anymore.
I don’t even know why you girls bother at this point like give it up, it’s me, I win, ha, you lose hahahahahahahaha oh shit yo imma imma bad imma bad bitch [x4]
If Tumblr was a magazine
A guy walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, “Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?” The bartender shakes his head and says, “No, we only have plain.”
I CANT FREAKIN BELIEVE THIS GOT 100 NOTES




