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Swaglexander-the-Great

@swaglexander-the-great / swaglexander-the-great.tumblr.com

Blog: A depression-free zone. No world troubles, no sad things, just cats, varied fandoms, memes and funny shit. Take refuge, traveller. ^-^b I do writing commissions (here) and DM me for video commissions! My boba fund (Ko-fi) n.n

Emergency Writing Commissions!

Writing - Video Editing Commissions - Editing AUS$ Do you want to write but don’t have the time/brain/standard you want? Do YOU have a fic in your brain that you want beamed on to paper? Daunted by action scenes or smut?

I CAN DO THAT. 

Recently I have discovered that I need surgery over $5,000 around March, and all I can do is write my ass off to fundraise TuT. I can also do videos edits, and edit writing! So if you have an idea or need some edits, check under the cut below for more details. Examples of my writing credentials can be found at Hades-the-Blingking on Ao3. Help a guy out and get a sweet fic too! =) Send me a DM and we can sort stuff out!

(or if you just want to straight up donate [I will love you] my Ko-Fi link is on my blog - I think tumblr still hides posts with links to exterior sites, so sorry for the lack of links!!) <3

Bump n.n $97 and three commissions so far! One more ko-fi to $100 in donations! :3

My carrd if it’s more accessible n.nb

$97 and four commissions so far! I’m still happy for more commissions! n.n

$97 and five commissions! More coms still welcome though and donations of course! :3 Still a lot to go 💕

Surgery probably postponed to April! If you have any commissions (videos/writing) you want, or anything you want edited, it’s still open, and I have a bit of extra time to fundraise!

I’m ready for more! Writing, video, editing packages, hit me up, I have great reviews! :D

reblog to enlist your mutuals in building the House :)

I have made a strategical error

This continues to be the funniest thing that's ever happened to me on this website

With your help we can get to 30% flesh!!!

FLESH! FLESH! FLESH!

At the haunted house (chanting): flesh, flesh-

Ghosts: flesh, FLESH

House (pounding her doors): FLESH, FLESH, FLESH!

Of course this thing is mostly flesh. What is a human body if not a house of a billion microorganisms haunted by a soul wholly unknowable to it's residents?