i'm shit at intros so bear with me

i'm swaggypsyduck (swaggy or ray). i post mostly about football, bullying my faves (w love), and generally being delusional about athletes.

teams: real madrid¹, liverpool, borussia dortmund, morocco nt

faves: sergio ramos, sergio ramos, and sergio ramos. did i mention i like sergio ramos? the actual list can be found here.

other blog: @swaggyswinub (for unrelated to footy posts)

WARNINGS⚠️:

despite my blog being all in good fun/banter, please proceed with caution if you are a fan of the following teams since i make fun of them the most: barça, atletico, man utd, man city, chelsea, bayern, rb leipzig

this is absolutely NOT a safe space for: defenders of rapists, racists, zionists, homophobes, and criminals. zero tolerance policy you will be blocked and reported.

carvajal put the captain armband on and time travelled back to 2017

did i miss this or did he get a new tattoo??

swaggy's morning footy:

1. andy robbo masterclass, salah goal, szoboslayed (that red gave me an aneurysm)

2. heja bvb!! we won!! (i refuse to discuss the match thank god for kobel)

3. HALA MADRID WE WON W A JUDE MASTERCLASS!! (i wont speak on the front 2, we won i'll take it)

also isn't it odd that rma and liverpool both conceded very early but jumped back to win 3-1?? like today was made for me uk!!