what they dont tell you about adulthood is that it’s startlingly easy to go long periods of time without having any fun at all not even a little bit. btw this makes ur brain try to kill you with knives and hammers.

when i say i like hiking, i don’t mean “eight mile backpacking trip with special gear and an emergency beacon” sort of hiking, i mean a three mile loop to go look at pretty things and then a huge brunch after.

this is in no way a slam on hardcore hiking, it’s very fun, but i mostly just need to lower people’s expectations when i say hiking is a hobby of mine

I don't think Zoomers or whatever are becoming more puritan i just think an uncomfortable amount of westerners are susceptible to fascist rhetoric if it's not like draped in a swastika and wearing jackboots

Like, the whole thing where people Had To Hand It to futurists, the disgust at kink stuff "in public", the fact that it's so easy to sneak "RETVRN" stuff past em, the amount of media illiteracy that basically ends up bordering on outright calling things degenerate, the bad faith judgements of Real Art, the True Crime industrial complex of hallucination about minimum wage uber drivers trafficking people - It's disturbing to anyone looking on, and i am definitely worried about where it'll go

So, i was watching Star Trek DS9... When this fucking scene happened

G A R A K?!?! BABE WHY ARE YOU USING YOUR TEETH?!?!?!?! DID YOU JUST DECIDE "hmmm I'm a bit peckish for some thread"

Elim Garak is a black cat™

Garak was so real for doing this literally every person I know who sews uses their teeth to cut threads when they don't want to reach for the scissors.

what the fUCK DO YOU MEAN

#fun facts archaeologists can tell who used to sew for a profession because they would wear grooves in their teeth from all the thread snapping ???

I mean that Garak is part of an ancient tradition!

Women in Spain Used Their Teeth as Tools 4,000 Years Ago

To be fair it's not just thread, humans have been using our teeth as tools for ages and the wear shows.

Archimede docet...

THE CREATOR OF ANNOYING ORANGE IS TRANSGENDER

important note bc im already seeing people in the notes misgender by accident: they use they/them!

Wake up babe new fish dropped

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

Reblog if sword slash to the chest. Also you're on fire.

star trek deep throat nine

Not what it’s called

oh yeah? then explain this

everybody lives just this once everybody lives i was much better off as a coward nine hundred years of time and space and i've never met anybody who wasn't important human progress isn’t measured by industry it’s measured by the value you place on a life what’s the point in them being happy if they’re going to be sad later the answer is of course because they are going to be sad later do you think that i care for you so little that betraying me would make a difference like hope love abides

Never not reblog art

i think the funniest possible star trek viewing order might be strictly chronological.

you’d have to start with that Voyager episode where they go to before the Big Bang, then work your way through every other time travel episode, the one with the whales, and First Contact before you even get close to anything approaching a normal viewing order.

at some point you’d have to watch “City on The Edge of Forever” followed by “Little Green Men” followed by “Far Beyond the Stars” which is about the most tonal whiplash you could possibly get from three consecutive episodes of star trek. I think I want to try this now.

goodnight giant unwashed water bottle. goodnight loose hairs. goodnight crumbs. goodnight dead vape. goodnight sock. good night yellow pillows. good night stained sheets. goodnight, goodnight, goodnight!

this is the representation nepo babies deserve

I think it’s important to know, there’s an older picture of David signing stuff, with his father-in-law WHO WAS THE FIFTH DOCTOR, holding a very similar sign behind David’s back. I don’t have the pic, but you can probably find it if you look a bit.

Also :D:

You are microwave safe. You are dishwasher safe. You will not turn orange after one use. You will not deform under boiling water.