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why them shits are illegal

#RECOUNT2016

If anyone is currently confused on what’s happening, JILL STEIN (in a shocking turn of events, I know) has put together a campaign to raise enough money to call for a recount in Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin. 

Very recently, a number of analysts have reached out to the Clinton campaign to urge them to request a recount. Why? 

THE STEIN CAMPAIGN NEEDS TO RAISE $2 MILLION BY FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 25TH AT 5 PM EST. THIS IS VERY TIME SENSITIVE. She’s already raised quite a bit in just a few hours, but that doesn’t guarantee that she will get enough. Here’s a direct statement from the website:

THE LINK TO DONATE IS HERE. PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD EVEN IF YOU CAN’T DONATE. WE DESERVE TO HAVE THE VOTE CONFIRMED. THIS CAN AND WILL BE DONE. 

Severe anxiety about Trump? Consider the following

I’ve been really worried, hearing the things Trump says in the election. This is a scary election, especially for people with anxiety disorders. I called my dad and he talked to me about some facts of American democracy.

Trump cannot overthrow this country, or upend its long democratic history. So if your anxiety is gripping you, consider the following.

About the election:

If (when) Hillary wins:

If something ridiculous happens and Trump wins:

My dad and I aren’t political commentators, just observers with a fair sense of how the world works. My dad has lived and learned in America for nearly 54 years, and he doesn’t believe that Trump can ruin it.

The media can talk about how Trump wants to be a dictator, and about how violent his supporters are. Do you have reason to be concerned? Yes, of  course. Should you be preparing for an end to America as we know it? No way. Trump doesn’t have that much power.

So, if your anxiety is getting the better of you, fact-check it. Remember that there are lots of people who care about a fair, balanced, free democracy. No one today has the power to destroy that.

Take care of yourselves, everyone, and don’t forget to vote.

the most comforting words a father can say

look at the fucking dog

I’m crying again

NO ONE LIVETWEETS THEMSELVES COMMITTING A ROBBERY WHO THE HELL DOES THAT

*puts a normal sized carrot in a bag of baby carrots so they have adult supervision*

“The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”

PRESIDENT DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON 2020 WE WERE BLIND BUT NOW WE SEE

We’ve come full circle

I think I found my new, favorite ice cream. #Love it!

They make non dairy ice creams that are bomb and its really incredible to see this as well.

“you ok mommy”

20 minutes into tumblr mobile he gives you this look

I’m on my phone and I stared at this for 5 minutes waiting for it to load.

My soft ass lol

safety boy tell ‘em

I just discovered something sad...

Well the fan service of creek sure knows how to distract us from reality. But there’s something I suddenly noticed about Craig and those guys…… Isn’t it weird as soon as episode six is over we see no sign of Clyde and Token around Tweek and Craig? I know it seems like a coincidence at first…

So let’s look at before.

Before Token had no trouble sitting next to Craig but look at his reaction to the thought of Craig being gay.

Now we all remember that Token isn’t really one to approve of gay guys especially in his group.

And we all have it burned to our memories to how Tweek x Craig ended.

But again look at Token’s reaction. Not only is he shock but it also looks like signs of disapproval.

Now lets go strait to episode 7 and look at who is sitting where.

Isn’t that a little strange how Token and Clyde are scattered AWAY from Tweek and Craig? But again we can write this off as a coincidence

But what about when all the boys were playing ninja with Kenny and Token?

Clyde and Token are here but where’s Tweek and Craig? Usually when the boys get together to play, it’s usually a must have for Craig to be part of the fun. Maybe Token intentionally didn’t invite the two.

I mean we all remember his reaction when he heard Cartman calling ninjas gay

He was immediately offended. Now again the writers could of just decided not to write Tweek and Craig in because they just had a big episode.

But there is more to this and this is where the fan service is distracting.

Remember this scene? Well don’t you find it strange that Tweek and Craig are no where near Token and Clyde?

I mean they’re way over hear behind Butters!

I found that very odd, so maybe that hint wasn’t that they’re ads (duh) but maybe it was a hint to Craig and those guys relationship right now.

Cause when the fight starts between Stan and Kyle it suddenly zooms to Craig and Tweek

But not long after it also zooms to Clyde and Token who are egging on the fight from the other side.

So now the last evidence to Craig and those guys shattered relationship.

Now look you’re immediately drawn to Craig and Tweek holding hands but then you don’t realize that the once best friends don’t pay any mind to each other not a glance or even a wave.

So if you’re still not convinced.  Here’s this.

Now why would Trey and Matt put extra effort to make that gap between Craig and Token? I mean everyone else including Stan and Kyle (who had a rough fight not to long ago) are at a some-what close distance. While Craig and Token have extra space.

So what exactly happened between Token and Craig? Because it seems like they’re the ones fighting while Tweek naturally take his boyfriend’s side while Clyde sticks with Token.

So maybe this will lead to an interesting episode next year. We won’t know for sure in till than.

Either way it’s sad to see our other favorite group of boys separated because Token is homophobic.

South Park- The Fractured But Whole sparkly stickers are available here !

way too excited for the upcoming game as well as the upcoming season !

South Park Puberty Collection

BONUS:

south park edition of this post 

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DEAR GOd!!!111!! I’m lame.  

Sorry for spam art. :’(

Anyway, I’ll do more of this but for right now I’m just going to put the rest of the other characters on a mini hiatus (depending). 

Where are Tweek and Kenny?