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a fable of swag

@swagfable / swagfable.tumblr.com

Shaley. Bi. Married but in an on again off again relationship with the mothman. Agender, any pronouns work. Corner of East Jesus and BFE, Missouri. I pretty much reblog shitposts and the occasional blorbos from my shows. ask me about whatever. or something. or don't. hi.

it's come to my attention that a lot of people don't know about bluemaxima's flashpoint and genuinely think they'll never be able to play their favorite 00s internet games ever again so i just want to remind everyone that flashpoint is a huge internet flash game preservation project that allows you to play just about any internet flash game/animation despite the death of flash. if they've got it in their database (and they probably do) you can play it. go forth and drink in the 00s nostalgia

even if you think there's no way they'll have the game u want. they probably do anyway. when i first downloaded flashpoint i thought for sure theres no way they will have the obscure flash game i played for hours as a kid that was only even available on the internet for like 2 months in 2006. but you know what. they had it. seriously, download flashpoint

thought this meant live, as in cohabitation, not like, live as in LIVE ON TV

i was like, yeah lemme share a house with that dude ill get this hellsite fixed in like a week

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hey folks,,,,,... glad 2 b here on tubblr . here's a little self-portrait of me,, a human male

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on my way to work at the job factory :) lets get this bread !, and by bre,d i mean human money dollars haha. dont even like bred

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feeding the ducks

(disclaimer: i do Not live in thi,s pond. i live in a home House.)

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ah . allow me to introduce my two lovely childen . Child and Baby . :) they are both just regular Men just like their old man(me)

brain: slartibartfast
me: huh?
brain: that was a dude from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, remember?
me: yeah, what about it?
brain: yeah