Taste the Maple, Bitches

zuko is trans.

is momo also trans?

same energy

Ok but Zuko using the knowledge he acquired during his banishment to help him as the Fire Lord. Like making small talk with Earth Kingdom dignitaries about their local foods that he enjoyed and even misses. Like having in-depth conversations with his captains about sea currents and navigation. Like, in the middle of a meeting with several high-ranking naval officials, pointing out flails in security, like how a person can cling to a Fire Nation ship for hours at a time, or climb aboard using hatches on the upper decks, or disguise themselves as a lower ranking guard with easily accessible spare armour….

Though none of his experiences can prepare Zuko for the long, awkward silence that comes after he admits to doing or at least knowing something illegal and/or completely buck wild

fire lord zuko: you should maybe revisit the security measures around the water ducts that the sealturtles use

northern water tribe leader: that’s not necessary, no one can survive submerged in the artic ocean for so many minutes

zuko:

zuko: remember that time the fire nation attacked you

Zuko: okay first you have to promise not to get mad

There’s a tornado warning out (two, technically), so of course I went for a walk outside to see if I could spot it.  Never have I seen so many of my neighbors at one time, when there wasn’t a firework show or a picnic.

There was a tornado warning and a bunch of people gathered outside to set off fireworks. I wish I was kidding.

How cool would it be to shoot fireworks into a tornado?

savage

“hey officer, would you like to buy some marijuana”

is this something

Lol

I have reached yet more profound conclusions on my walks. Would blow your mind . None of your business what it is

man. what is it with the intrinsic gay urge to boogie. i literally cannot stand still. at any given moment i am gettin down just a little bit. grocery store line? im dancin. waiting for my water to boil? you betcha. why don't we just let Go

Making moves to improve your life are always so uncomfortable and unstable. One of my friend’s said it’s like walking in some really tall heels for the first time. You are gonna stumble and be wobbly but if you keep at it you’ll be runway walking. It’s the same concept with your life. Making these changes might be uncomfortable and even embarrassing if you don’t get the feedback you think you deserve BUT everyone has to start somewhere. These steps will eventually add up you just have to bite the bullet and do the damn thing.

is this blog stupid? yes. but which one of us is following it?

being an adult is just. you wake up and tell other people your back hurts

what do you do when you’re obsessed with group chat fics but read basically all that exist on ao3 already and are too lazy to write one yourself?

you make this i guess