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Greatest Orphan Of All Time

@sveyta

My family hates when i call myself this
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TOURNAMENT BRACKET UPDATE: GRAND FINAL

It's here. You've all been waiting for it. It's

This epic battle for the ages will decide who is the Ultimate Fictional Twink of Tumblr!

Will it be:

Howl! Everyone's favourite metrosexual Welsh wizard, tax evader, and gerontophile!

or

Luke! Beloved saviour of the galaxy, Chanel boots-wearer and last of the Jedi!

You, the humble Tumblrite and Twinkster, decide TOMORROW, 17/05/2023, AT 15:00 GMT! Don't be late for the battle of the century!

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yes yes you’re very beautiful. Bewitching, even. AWFUL parking job, by the way

I’m gonna throw up like an overly excited dog the opening Tears of the Kingdom scenes are the coolest fucking things I’ve ever seen

hey, remember yesterday when I said this armor 

kind of looks like Dinraal

and that I hope there is armor based off of all the dragons. 

Well, I was watching the trailer for the 20th time and

this basically confirmed it for me and I can’t wait to see one for Farosh as well

As many times as I’ve watched The Meg (2018) I could always watch it again

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The Meg SUCH a weird watch for me bc on one hand it is like legit one of my fav no-meaning-just-action films, it’s so ridiculously entertaining like Deep Blue Sea, shark films rock

But like as a Marine bio person???? Drives me up the fucking wall. I did not agonize over riftia pachyptila and deep sea vent ecosystems to be disrespected like this lol. I cannot get my brain to shut up during this movie. Anyways shark rights 🦈

Ok is it just me or does this armor set look like Dinraal?? It has the curvy horns and red face paint (also the same tassel-like earrings that keep appearing) and he’s shooting a fire arrow,, v excited about the emphasis on dragons

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imagine you start watching this new show and it’s a silly little show about space set in the future then they announce the next season so you wait excitedly for five months and finally it’s here… you all sit round the tv and suddenly one of the main characters who is known for being unemotional starts going mad because of “biology…” and you slowly realise that he needs to have sex or he’s going to die so the other main character risks his entire career to help him out then they start ‘wrestling’ on the sand and the one going through the mating fever ends up killing the other guy which ends the fever but now he’s depressed because he just killed his best friend but wait he’s not actually dead the unemotional one is overjoyed everything’s fine and then they go back to work like nothing happened… you look at everyone else sitting in stunned silence thinking “did any one else think that was a little… yknow” then you accidentally start modern fandom and shipping culture