‘why aren’t ppl talking abou–’ follow different ppl. ‘all i see are americans talk–’ stop following so many americans. ‘i havent seen this on my das–’ follow someone who does post the incredibly specific thing you want to see in a digital age where there are at minimum 100s of incredibly specific hot topics trending at one moment. oh you want your space to reflect what you care abt? 😳 then follow different ppl. omg so complicated
the way sesame street, a pbs puppet show for literal babies, is pressing on with pride content despite vitriolic monsters descending on every post to insinuate they're pedophiles or demons while some of the biggest companies on the planet who could swim in olympic swimming pools of money like scrooge mcduck on steroids buckle and cave just emphasizes how completely and utterly pathetic these corporations are. they'd butcher a baby if it meant saving a penny.
where Starbucks and Target and Budweiser will be bullied into submission with the slightest push, puppets and people in your neighborhood stand tall
my dad worked in HR for a big company before he retired. they offered summer internships for the children of employees, which I did for a few years during college. the pay wasn’t high, but you still did basically the same tasks as a full-time employee in your department
and it was WILD
I’d finish a task in a day, only to be told that was my task for the week. my boss was blown away and raved about my efficiency. which was very nice but like…dude. you gave me about 6 hours worth of work, and that’s at a leisurely pace with an hour-long lunch break. why are you so impressed?
eventually I started messing around on my phone for hours to drag the tasks out longer, because I felt bad when my boss had to scramble to find things for me to do. I got like ten fanfic chapters written per month that way
meanwhile, at my last retail job, I got in trouble for talking to vendors at the adjoining stalls during slow periods
MICHELLE YEOH Best Performance by an Actress in a Leading Role ”Everything Everywhere All At Once” 2023 Vanity Fair Oscar Portraits by Mark Seliger
They are studying us in petri dishes
Brother, they’re in the dish with us now
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