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Data-Compressed Garfield

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Ellie/Elias ● any pronouns ● get Data-Compressed
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I swear to god this bong looks like a man leaning forward and sucking on his own erect cock okay maybe i just read self-service

joan i cannot explain how much it does not look like that at all

just got a copy of Mario Sunshine for the secret new Nintendo system called Big GameCube. It's just a GameCube but bigger. Miyamoto says only I can have one because I'm his special boy

okay I lied. that's just a normal GameCube disc. Wizard shrunk me to mouse size as punishment for being alive. someone please help me

I really gotta play more minecraft with people who like building stuff. I'm almost done digging out my 64×64 block hole in my minecraft world and when my fiance asked me what I'm gonna build in there when I'm done my brain fucking bluescreened like what do you mean build something?? I dug the hole!! Building is for smart people with good ideas!! I just dig!!

POV: You have a Minecraft server

AND WHAT ABOUT IT

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"Link Legendofzelda would never have sex with anything" absolutely false – if Link encountered a puzzle where solving it required a small cylinder that thing would be out in a heartbeat.

I love it when completely normal men get in a relationship with the incredibly strange women and try their best to understand them and to indulge them even tho they’re utterly confused.

This is about the guy who’s gf got obsessed with The Terror so he offered to roleplay as a doomed victorian arctic explorer during sex.