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horseback archery -> several hundred years -> jerking off while driving

watch anthropologists ignore this

Except the horse can just not walk off a cliff or whatever while the car absolutely can. I mean i know horses can but like if they are paying attention they’ll just be like “you’re a stupid and I’m not going there and you can’t actually make me”.

interesting. what other discrepancies have you found between mounted archery and masturbating on the interstate

what’s my first post for today gonna be like

oh no mistress will not be happy…

kitten the analytics are looking bad. do we need to let the beasts into your chamber again?

I miss working at the sex store people would really walk up to me and say shit like "I need help making my wife cum" and I'd be like yeah. I know just the thing brother

can someone tag molly

molly you have to see this one

it's rotten work, but without the rot nothing can grow

it's rotten work but decay is part of the cycle of death and rebirth

All the dead things: Its rotten work

The mushroom internet: Not to mycelium. Not if its you

What does a marine go through?

Gay sex 

they hate me for my girlish whimsy and for my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

Tea gown ca. 1891-93

From the exhibition “A Century of Style: Costume and Colour 1800-1899″ at Glasgow  Museums

His fine underwhater because its seal

I just looked through OP's blog and every single poll is a popular m/f ship vs. reylo (with similar results). I don't understand.

There was an actual bracket, but reylo got obliterated in round one, and after the poll was done, someone suggested it would be funny to do a "bonus round" where every tournament contestant is pitted against reylo to see how many ships, if any, reylo can beat

I hope it's none.

It is beating exactly one of them.

Reposting old stuff so my acc doesn't look so empty but first order of business. UNDEAD x pokémon

source

Wanna see some toxic doomed yaoi?

No thanks I already saw Hamilton

What the fuck are you talking about

Hambilton and Burr could’ve kissed instead of shooting each other with guns I think

No they couldn't

I lived in Taiwan for a time and I saw monkeys swing on trees 

Who asked

God has granted you the gift of knowledge and yet you shun him

Holloway   -  Hans Vandekerckhove , 2019.

Belgian b.1957-

Oil on canvas,65 x 80 cm.

James Arthur O'Connor

There’s a lot going on in that little critter’s head right now.

1. Power move. 

2. Why do people whisked away to magical worlds just automatically believe the first creature that tells them what side the person needs to help? Where’s my isekai where the MC slowly finds out they got in with like the deranged zealots and are part of the evil faction, and not the plucky rebels? 

I think about this comic once per week. It’s funnier then anything I can conceive of. Mastery.

mayos