This thumbnail is everything
the court spymaster showing me a letter he intercepted from my least favorite vassal
I can't be autistic bc I'm actually great at understanding social cues!
[Cut to my POV, a Terminator-style overlay analyzing word choice and body language while over everyone's head a bar labeled Are They Mad At Me shows varying levels]
the funniest thing to me about fuser is how you can just cook up the actual worst shit and everyone in the crowd will go hard like you're a fucking genius
I wanted to put a more positive spin on the popular skeleton leaving meme
friends, fellow Mitbürger, and people who have been to germany
i'm on the bus and there is a group of teens behind me playing yellow car and debating (loudly) if taxis count as yellow. so, because i'm curious and for science:
Per federal law (as can be found here: https://www.gesetze-im-internet.de/bokraft_1975/__26.html) they have to be hell-elfenbein-farbig (the color of light ivory), which I would count as not quite yellow.
Aside from technicalities, I remember that taxis didn't count as yellow for the purpose of the game in my friend group, though there was some discussion from time to time.
when I grow up I want to be lois dykestowatchoutfor
brings up trans people at every opportunity
obsessed with stories set in the ruins of a golden age. like yesss the decline of empire, farmers grazing their animals amongst the ruins of palaces that were once home to powerful kings and queens, children playing in the wreckage of long abandoned war machines, cities which once bustled with life now home only to the occasional nomadic group passing through 😍😍😍
No but it really can be this simple sometimes.
The “enrichment in the enclosure” meme has a lot of truth to it. We need to shake things up a bit to keep happy. It doesn’t have to be big, but if you ever feel stagnant or a little bluh try going on a walk on a route you haven’t been in or something. It really does help.
reblogging with @arczeroes‘ tags because they blew my mind a little and I think you should read them
Two things that helped me:
- Using EarthQuest for my walks. It gives you randomly generated coordinates near you every day and unlike Randonautica it’s completely free.
- Taking photos on said walks. You don’t even need a dedicated camera, just use your smartphone, walk around with a photographer’s eye and maybe make use of the Golden and/or Blue Hour.
as an ace person, i'm getting really tired of seeing alloallo people who act like heartstopper is such an incredibly unrealistic queer story that doesn't portray the "real queer experience" just because it doesn't portray its characters as being obsessed with sex and going at it the first chance they get (even tho if you actually consumed the story and payed attention you'd realize it's very obvious they do in fact experience sexual attraction)
it's almost as if they think that being queer is exclusively related to sex and sexual attraction and desire huh. bc they act as if no queer experience can be authentically queer if it doesn't heavily revolve around sexuality and sexual attraction
i shouldn't have to point out the acephobic undertones of that






