When Things Are Going Suspiciously Well

he is turning the tiles brown. he needs to be contained

I’m so ashamed I haven’t posted this masterpiece yet

I'm a hard pillow hard mattress man. I need reliability. I don't want something to change into a completely different shape when I touch it, that's lying and I don't like liars.

some of my favorite lotr bts pictures

obsessed with this vid from the official smithsonian national zoo page

grow mushrooms

(eyes closing completely) no yeah im awake whags up

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Ted Lasso Bonus Content: Richmond Till We Die

one thing i need to start living by is “become the thing that you want” if i want friends who throw themed parties maybe i should start throwing those parties. if i want someone who writes me love letters maybe i should start writing letters for the people i love. if i want to hang out at museums and pretty cafes maybe i should invite my friends to these places. and maybe even then i won’t find the kind of people i want to be around. but then i would have become the exact person i want to be around. and maybe that’s good enough.

you know when little kids are told to smile for the camera and they do the biggest grin bc they aren’t self conscious about their teeth yet they just give it their all.. that’s wat this looks like

we are ALL horse girls when watching the ride of the rohirrim at the battle of pelennor fields

Gay & Lesbian Pride Parade, Seattle, Washington, 1991.

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

i’m just like if a whore was a 13th century monk who doesn’t have sex