Girls will be like Idk why im so unproductive recently and then you ask whats going on in their life and they list eight lifestopping crisies and then say 'yeah but i should be fine :/ '
these are all the same sort of animal. do you understand.
these are all small skittish creatures that love to bite and are found in drawers of garages and classrooms. they’re all related and in the same small biter family. weird little kids who play with them while they’re distracted and have empathy for them can tame them and become these beasts companions
vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don’t give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers
The absolutely hilarity of imagining some older vampires hectoring younger ones. “Back in my day, I had to drink blood with radium in it and I liked it! We glowed in the damn dark for weeks!”
Why do huskies/shiba inus have such a bad rep with vets? Do they really howl at the slightest thing?
Huskies are the ultimate drama llamas plus they are extremely, creatively vocal about anything that mildly inconveniences, much less goes as far as actually distressing, them.
see: Husky forced to endure a bath
and see "I just want to get your weight"
Shiba Inu are operating cat software on dog hardware. They are typically, as adults, independent and very stand-offish towards strangers. So now you, a stranger, have dared to touch them and vengeance will be had.
Also. Corgis. So cute, so sweet, until you try to restrain them in any way and then they forcefully remind you that they are bred to deal with cranky thousand pound cattle.
saw that pic of alex jones' lawyer and made this as fast as I could
tomshiv is kind of a socratic dialogue about love i think. their marriage starts with shiv saying she doesn’t even know what love is and then claiming it’s like a hundred different things. and every episode after that we get to see tom and shiv try out a hundred different ways of loving each other and failing to figure out what love is because the way they communicate it to each other is so different as to be completely unintelligible to the other. they don’t know what love is but every time the other tries to love them, it’s not in a way they understand
because it’s like. tom goes “i think this is love” and shiv is like “that’s a different language to me” and vice versa shiv goes “i think this is love” and tom is like “not in a way i understand”. And it’s just! like idk man. On their wedding night shiv says she doesn’t know what love is and it’s not like tom gives her an answer. because both of them understand love in completely different ways. and they’re marrying for love and there’s love there but what is love? they don’t know. you know?
i think instagram infographics in the succession universe are very funny
thank you for this one @tomwambsgirl
Personally I think I'm shockingly normal for someone who has spent every day on the internet since they were 12
Stray's CAT REVEAL!!
He's so cute!!
i do wish people would relearn the ability to think things are dumb without making up reasons why they’re also evil actually. personal taste doesn’t always have to be a moral stance, the personal isn’t that political. i told my friend i didn’t care for selena gomez the other day and he asked me what she’d done. i don’t fucking know bro i just think her music is boring. im tired
I desperately crave a friendship like the teen titans have in Gabriel Picolo’s art
Hey, look at me. I won the Stanley Cup!
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