I do love the phrase executive dysfunction bc the image it conjures is of a bunch of people wearing business suits around a long oval conference table arguing with each other to the point where they’re getting into physical fights, but in the background there’s just a big empty whiteboard with a To Do list with one item on it and that item is “take shower”
I was looking at seagull stickers for my instagram story and I came across seagulls saying supportive things like "You matter! <3" and that's the first time I've gone "He would not fucking say that" over an animal. These birds are fueled by spite. They would yell slurs if they could. Not even the right ones. A seagull would call an old lady a faggot they don't care
homestuck except dave is disabled post canon bc of all the shit his bodys been through. he and terezi can be cane buddies
jesus christ i forgot how much homestuck i used to draw shitsing and crying
maybe the real magoverse was the friends we made along the way
the original 2015 graphic novel is more insane than the movie cuz like
exhibit A: nimona expresses liking pizza and ballister at first refuses her asking to order in because the delivery to his mindfuck nowhere lair is expensive . later, when an accident happens and nimona gets upset, he remembers that she liked pizza and offers to order in . if that isnt dad behavior idk what that is (im fatherless)
exhibit B :
they went to a science expo slash carnival . they went undercover . a stand seller mistakes them for a father & son and they just... went with it . he carries nimona around . what the fuck man
exhibit C :
ballister freaks the FUCK out when she gets injured way more than he did in the movie and then proceeds to play board games with her to cheer her up
oops hit tumblr picture limit i will continue my dad ballister propaganda in the reblogs
exhibit D :
nimona gets upset & ballister tries to reassure her . he tries to give her a hug but my poor meow meow babygirl nimona (full of trauma) just . pushes him away . im chewing on drywall .
exhibit E :
the craziest of them all . near the end at the final battle when nimona turns into the big ass dark dragon-axolotl monster, in the graphic novel she actually splits into two, the part of her thats gone off the edge (the monster) and the part of her thats the scared little girl she once was . the backstory in the novel is also a lot different than in the movie :
and .
gawd
this concludes my thesis for my dad ballister propaganda . i will walk outside and set myself on fire now .
peni gossiping with her spider WIP + silly doodle. i think he’d just accept whatever labels she throws at him cuz he doesn’t know what any of them mean so he assumes they’re modern slang for compliments
ALSO I WANNA SAY HERE A FEW PROSHIPPERS HAVE FOLLOWED ME AND I WANT IT TO BE KNOWN I DO NOT FUCK WITH YALL STOP FOLLOWING ME !!!!! i hate u guys. do not interact w me if ur a proshipper i’ll fuvkimg get you i am NOT one of you freaks
the minecraft nostalgia phenomenon is so odd. like so many people my age have formative memories of being thrown into an oddly empty world for an unfinished game & hearing the occasional ambient piece that was equal parts dinky and profoundly morose. like our mario 1-1 theme is c418 sweden
how does tumblr even work do you just like talk to yourself until people are like "i like this one"
this is actually exactly how it works
why does this woman from phineas and ferb look like rose . . .
The horror
I'm sorry the voices demanded I make this
NOW DRAW THE OTHER ONE AS ROXY PLEASE IM BEGGING
"the other one" "the mom" HER NAME IS LINDA
Here you go
Btw when someone says "don't talk to me like that, I don't know you" the normal thing to do is apologize for the perceived overfamiliarity and correct the behavior. Just in case anyone was wondering
Vriska: I love seeing people adopt phrases I say like yes say my words 8oy